A Few Christian One Liners

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BBJ (Big Bad John)

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>Don't let your worries get the
>best of you; remember, Moses
>started out as a basket case.
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>Some people are kind, polite, and
>sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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>Many folks want to serve God,
>but only as advisors.
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>It is easier to preach ten sermons
>than it is to live one.
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>The good Lord didn't create anything
>without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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>When you get to your wit's end,
>you'll find God lives there.
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>People are funny; they want the
>front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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>Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
>bangs on your front door forever.
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>Quit griping about your church;
>if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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>If the church wants a better pastor,
>it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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>God Himself does not propose to
>judge a man until he is dead.
>So why should you?
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>Some minds are like concrete
>thoroughly mixed up and
>permanently set.
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>Peace starts with a smile.
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>I don't know why some people
>change churches; what difference
>does it make which one you stay
>home from?
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>A lot of church members who are singing
>"Standing on the Promises"
>are just sitting on the premises.
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>We were called to be
>witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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>Be ye fishers of men You catch
>them - He'll clean them.
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>Coincidence is when God
>chooses to remain anonymous.
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>Don't put a question mark
>where God put a period.
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>Don't wait for 6 strong
>men to take you to church.
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>Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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>God doesn't call the qualified,
>He qualifies the called.
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>God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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>God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
>religious nuts!"
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>God promises a safe landing,
>not a calm passage.
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>He who angers you, controls you!
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>If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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>Prayer:
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>Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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>The task ahead of us is never as
>great as the Power behind us.
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>The Will of God never takes you to
>where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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>We don't change the message,
>the message changes us.
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>You can tell how big a person is
>by what it takes to discourage him.
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>The best mathematical equation
>I have ever seen:
>1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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I'm printing these and sending them to a couple of churches in the area - one has a nasty statement about gay marriage up there, and these would certainly be more productive/positive. The other tries to be witty ... well these will help!
thanks!

tracy
 
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