And The Bride Wore...

[CHR]

Thought folks might enjoy this collection of "strange, odd, and unflattering" wedding gowns and accessories. The one below is from the Flower Abuse category.

Gotta love captions like " You know that part where they ask people to "speak now or forever hold your peace"?


And while we're discussing fashion, how about this ultimate accessory for the bride?

Might want to check out the other floral items at http://www.spikybras.com/boutique.php . Are we overlooking a potential market?

 

[CHR]

Uglydress.com

But wait! There's more!!!!

"Welcome to UglyDress.com, the archive of the world's worst Bridesmaids dresses. Contained within are photographic proof of some of the dresses that our friends, the brides, have made us wear so that they could look good."

http://uglydress.com/index.html

So many from which to choose.

 

[Victoria]

Thanks for the Sunday morning LOL!

I wish I had kept the picture a bride had given me... it was something she DIDN'T want. The model was waif thin (like every bride I've ever met), the kind who, if the groom breathed heavy, she would fall over. She was carrying a GINORMOUS bouquet of incredibly large flowers. I think, if she could move at all, a red wagon would have been neededto transport the bouquet down the aisle. She couldn't possibly move however as she was wearing on her head, floral head gear that could successfully compete with a Vegas showgirl's head piece.

It was a good thing she was captured for eternity in that stance, because, there was no way she would ever be able to move!

I would always keep the picture handy and pull it out when I thought a bride, or her mother, needed a reality check. Sadly, I lost the picture.

V

 

[Victoria]

Oh dear God.... I've never been a bridesmaid... now I now why I managed to dodge that bullet!

I love laughing, especially first thing in the morning... sets the day up just right. Thanks so much!

V

 

[clay]

My Favorite

Now was her Dad there to give her away?