I'm going to post the chat session I had with them, it was fun tho a little "off color" so if offended - dont read it!
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Shree'
Shree: hello
you: do your flowers come with a guarantee?
Shree: what kind of guarantee?
you: I mean what I am asking is will they do what I need them to do?
you: a guarantee of a good response from a lady
you: are you there?
you: hello
you: ?
Shree: one moment please
Shree: we will try our best to deliver upto your expectations
Shree: however, you may read our terms and conditions before you place your order
you: I'm getting very desperate
you: I mean, will they do what I need them to do?
you: I understand the flowers will be nice but I dont' want the flowers, I want the response
Shree: what do you want whom to do?
you: the flowers aren't for me, the response is
Shree: whose response?
you: I'm very lonely and very horny
you: the womans
you: lonely and horny
you: I have decided to try flowers
Shree: do you mean the response from the recepient?
you: yes
Shree: to you?
you: yes
you: I mean is it going to melt her heart?
you: and make her do what I wish her to do?
Shree: yes. as mentioned earlier to you, we will try our best to deliver really good quality....
you: I have heard flowers have strong powers on women
you: but do you guarantee a good response
Shree: yes, we do
you: so I will get laid?
you: I mean if I don't get some good response my nuts are going to explode
Shree: please be advised that your computer's i.p. address is registered with us
you: I do everything I can myself but I really need the help of a lady
you: what does that mean?
you: that's quite ok with me I am not shy about this condition
Shree: it means that we have details of your location etc. with us. kindly refrain from using unappropriate language
you: what is inappropriate?
Shree: also, all our chats are recorded
you: and?
you: so what's your point?
Shree: if you continue using the kind of language you have been using, this chat may be terminated
you: what language? nuts?
Shree: is there anything else i can help you with?
you: I think you can't guarantee your flowers and are looking for an excuse
you: is there anything else I can help you with?
Shree: we do not believe in repeating our promises to our customers repeatedly. kindly refer to our previous assurance of quality.
you: not very good customer service is it?
you: you never answered my question
Shree: i have answered your question very appropriately, as to getting a good response from the recepient is concerned
you: I must have missed the answer
you: will they get me laid?
you: you do understand laid?
Shree: this is the kind of language i was referring to...
you: I mean, sexual favors
Shree: have a nice day....and good luck
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
That was from that
www.flora2000.com site by the way, try it, it's fun!
