Beth and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Beth

I Suck Cuz I'm Banned
Jan 2, 2006
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WARNING: This has nothing to do with floral design, but should make you feel better, if your day is going badly!
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It was bad enough I had to work on my birthday. And worse that they gave me a 4 hour field trip in the midday, when I usually get to come home and chill. But they didn't know it was my bday, and they needed me.. so be it.

On my way to the field trip school, in the bus, for some reason my fire extinguisher fell off its mount, rolled down the stairs and WENT OFF! Picture me in a bus filled with white powder, barely able to see, trying to pull the bus over, put on the emergency brake and flashers. I tried to open the door so I could get out, but the freakin extinguisher was wedged in the corner of the door, so it wouldn't open. I get down on my knees to work this thing loose, and it's spraying all over my face and hair. No doubt I ate some of that powder, but it's not toxic.

So I finally got out, stood there looking a fright, imagining the police or some kind passerby would come to my aid, but no one seemed to notice. I called in, and they very nicely put me on a private line, cuz I was crying. Anyway, I let the dust clear and drove the bus back to the barn. They got someone else to take my field trip. The bus is a gawd-awful mess, 1/4" of white powder on everything and in every crevice.

One of my sweet supervisors came out to meet me, walked me in, sent me to the restroom to clean up, where 3 more supervisors came in. J****zus , I was a mess. Anyway, concern and hugs, and you go home and shower (or you can shower here.. I passed on that.. would still have to put awful clothes back on).

Why me? Why the new girl??? I was so embarassed!!!! Everyone was really sweet trying to make me feel better, and another driver told a story of trouble with her extinguisher too. Jeeez, I just feel so sad.

The good news is I was on the bus alone, hadn't reached the school where I would have picked up 40+ kids, plus teacher, plus parent volunteers. Picture THAT!

Now I have 2 hours to cheer up, hack up some more phlegm, and go back to work and do my afternoon runs.. unless they call and tell me they got a sub to sub for me. I'm sure I'll be okay by then.

Anyway, I will NEVER forget my 53rd birthday-from-hell. And the rest of the day should go much better, dont ya think?

Cr*p.

B :~/
 
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oh my heck What a Birthday party-- Shame it was alone. Just imagine the fun you could have had with that and some jello. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!...(Thats a song if you couldn't hear me singing.) Wow-- I'm speachless, can't even imagine something like that. I think you should get time off with pay, especially on your birthday. Hope the rest of your year improves and you can look back on this and laugh one day. Best Wishes and Happy Birthday mrflowermarket
 
Beth,,,,

Hugs to you on your horrible birthday...

I hope the rest of the day gets better....

maybe you should just have some cake...
 
There is a silver lining.

It is most unlikey you will burst into flames around the Birthday Cake because of all the fire chemicals you ingested and inhaled today. You could look on that as a good thing. :thumbsup


Beth, Cosmic Bouquets and Blessings to you today and everyday. All the best for the rest of the day.

Doug
 
a big, big hug giant hug for you not only for your birthday, but for being a SCHOOL BUS DRIVER!!!

You will get extra jewels in your crown in heaven!!!!!!!!

I hope someday you might look back at today with laughter - maybe after a glass of wine or two or three or....... :)
 
Hope the birthday gets better. Remeber it could have been worse, nothing like a schoolyard filled with giggling kids with long memories.

You'd have heard hey aren't you the fire extinguisher lady... all the way to retirement. Cheer up chickie, maybe there's a cake in your future. mmmm
 
OH MY GOD, you guys have me laughing my butt off! Thank you soooo sooo much. I really needed that! Doug, you are killing me. I can't wait to tell my hubby what you said! And Ivy, you are sooo right. I hadn't thought of that!! Holy cow.. that would really s*ck. I appreciate the ideas of cake and wine. Yes, def. have to do some cake and wine later today!

Thanks again, you guys are absolutely the BEST!!!!
 
Add another Trophey to that case my dear-you definately deserve it today! What a way to start the day. Well, look at it this way - things can only go up from there!

Love Ya!

Twila

ps Happy friggin Birthday!
 
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, DON'T YOU FEEL BLUE, THE WORST IS OVER, AND I'VE RUN OUT OF RHYMING WORDS FOR YOU. ;)

Beth, you weren't hurt, and you made one hell of an impression on your birthday... who needs cake when you can be covered in powder...

Hugs to you my friend.

V
 
ahhhhhh gee Huggggggggs You'll be laughing about this in a week or two.... :)
 
Happy day of Beth, whenever it is! May you always find the laughter, even in frustration. Glad you weren't hurt - and hope the celebration improves!

:)
 
Happy Birthday!! So sorry that happened....at least it was just you instead of a bus full of screaming kids wondering what the heck just happened. Cheer Up!!
I hope your night is as exciting as your day...woo hoo!! ;)
 
I wish I could have seen you jump out of that bus! Sorry, but I have (I am laughing so hard right now I can't think)..(an approriate pause in typing)...... (I am back and composed)....this image of you in a cloud of white, your hair is white, your clothes are white, the bus door opens and a huge bloom of white blows out and then you let out a sigh and white comes out.

Beth, Happy Birthday!!!! I feel bad about laughing, but its a great story.

joe

ps I am glad the bus was empty.
 
From now on, we'll all picture bus drivers in an entirely different way. Thanks to the great visual you gave us all. You're awesome!!! Have I told you that yet today - You already know that I think you are, but I thought you needed to hear it again today. :wave:
 
AWWW, poor Bethy!

happy birthday anyway girl...

Here's something to make you feel better, I'm 36 and I have never had a drivers license. I run things over and flatten them. Can't drive worth a poo!
Seriously I can't drive. I've wrecked lots of cars tryin' though!

See, you're so awesome you can drive a bus BLINDFOLDED!!!
 
Beth, you got me thinking....how happy were are to have YOU here!!
You made us laugh and cry at the same time.....what an "experience"!!
 
Awww, you guys make me feel so much better! Joe and Sher described it perfectly! I was covered with white. My hair looked like I imagine it will when I'm 80. I think I looked a tad bit like the poor 9/11 victims in NYC.. remember how they were covered with concrete dust? Not to compare the two incidents, of course.

The second half of the day was much better.. uneventful afternoon in a spare bus, home to a margarita, chicken tacos I didn't have to make, flan AND birthday cake (woo hoo!), and some nice gifts.

I am sooooo glad it's Friday! LOL
 
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