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NavyBrat

NavyBrat

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I've got it...Casinoitis! I need therapy! I only play Blackjack and I can't get enough! It's worse than my sex drive! My arm is killing me! I can't click the "deal" tab fast enough! I had to take Advil today to kill the arm pain! I am exhausted...stayed up playing until 4AM last night and 3AM the night before.

My boyfriend is annoyed with me because I have more passion for Black Jack and don't pay attention to him when he calls me! He said he is never, ever taking me to Atlantic City or Vegas!

I don't care about the new posts or anything else...I even sneak to the Casino while I'm at the shop! Stop the madness! Back I go...
 
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Wadda ya mean not going to AC.....march madness remember...you better be there...lol
Sher...
I told CHR that I can see myself in 15 years at some meeting saying " hello, my name is Sher and I am a slotaholic....at least now I know I will have some good company! She told me a nurse friend told her they are using old slot machines for exercise in nursing homes or something so there really is hope NavyBrat...slim but at least some hope....
SHER
 
I 've been doing good on the slots...won $500 the other day!! sigh...if only it was Vegas!
 
wildflowerschicago said:
Di, you are not alone! When Ryan was updating the site and the casino cash was gone for a few hours, I freaked out!!!!! At least you're winning!! I wonder where your comps are?!?!?!
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Amy,
I posted on Ryan's Happy Birthday thread that he should give all FC'ers a present on HIS birthday! The $1.00 a day added to our accounts is just downright Scroogish! Adding comps would rock, and how about a new group being formed for Casino Junkies? We could share our tips for winning, treatments for injuries for playing too much, and just bit*h in general over losing our cash! FUN!
 
Carol Bice said:
Diane, how did you accumulate that much money? What is your secret to winning?

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Carol,

I play blackjack only and bet a minimum of $50.00 per deal. It's pure luck, baby! I was told a long time ago that if your initials spelled something backward, you were a lucky person! My initials backward spell RED! Go figure...I have red hair!

Talk about having cashola...me thinks Hal Conklin should share his wealth!
 
bummer...my initials spell CA....as in caca?? NO WAY!!!
 
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Sher said:
Wadda ya mean not going to AC.....march madness remember...you better be there...lol
Sher...
I told CHR that I can see myself in 15 years at some meeting saying " hello, my name is Sher and I am a slotaholic....at least now I know I will have some good company! She told me a nurse friend told her they are using old slot machines for exercise in nursing homes or something so there really is hope NavyBrat...slim but at least some hope....
SHER
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Sher,
Oh...don't you worry...I'll be in AC with ya in March! You won't be allowed near me, cuz you are not a lucky charm, my dear! Are they trying to kill off the patients in nursing homes? Exercise? I am on pain killers for the "exercise" my arm has been getting from clicking "deal" at a rate I didn't think was possible!

WTF? You want more money? What do I look like? The FlowerChat Bank? PM that greedy Hal Conklin for some cashola! OK...OK...I liked your pole dancing video so much that I will send ya some more money...but I'm cutting you back to $200 this time! You are gonna pay in March, girl! Will try to call ya tomorrow...I got swamped today with all types of BS!
 
shannonlovesflowers said:
yeah, i got it too, lost all my money....I suck.
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Shannon,
You sure do! No more cashola for you and you know why! Didn't your mother ever teach you to say thank you? Bad girl!
 
NavyBrat said:
Amy,
I posted on Ryan's Happy Birthday thread that he should give all FC'ers a present on HIS birthday! The $1.00 a day added to our accounts is just downright Scroogish! Adding comps would rock, and how about a new group being formed for Casino Junkies? We could share our tips for winning, treatments for injuries for playing too much, and just bit*h in general over losing our cash! FUN!
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How about $1 - or more! - for EVERY post? I'm been trying to figure out how the money kept growing....

I suck at gambling. Now, my mom, she was LUCKY (won scratch-and-win TWICE $10k each time AND won the jackpot at bingo on the same night the second time she won on the scratch). My lil bro is lucky too. Not me. I went to the 'real' slots with my mom one time. She gave me a roll of loonies ($1s). It was gone in like two minutes - before I even figured out what the heck I was supposed to be paying attention to. Mom was up already $200 or so. I made her stop and come home with me, after a half hour or so. She wasn't happy with me that day....
 
shannonlovesflowers said:
yeah, i got it too, lost all my money....I suck.
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Shannon,
Uh oh! Now I suck! I just checked my profile page and there was a lovely TY from you! Sorry! Funny...I didn't receive a notice that I had a new message there! You're welcome...now don't play the Sher game and think I am the FlowerChat Bank! Y'all should ask Hal Conklin and Goldfish to make some donations to those less fortunate!
 
NavyBrat said:
Shannon,
Uh oh! Now I suck! I just checked my profile page and there was a lovely TY from you! Sorry! Funny...I didn't receive a notice that I had a new message there! You're welcome...now don't play the Sher game and think I am the FlowerChat Bank! Y'all should ask Hal Conklin and Goldfish to make some donations to those less fortunate!
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Good info. ;) Thanks Dianne!
 
NavyBrat said:
Shannon,
You sure do! No more cashola for you and you know why! Didn't your mother ever teach you to say thank you? Bad girl!
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I don't know,,,, I think I deserve at least $5 for the dent out of my bum since it got chewed on for nothin' :)
I am broke you know.
 
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