Choosing your battles wisely ~

[anytimeflowers]

I just ran into this on facebook and thought I would share it here in case you need a good laugh. Hysterical.

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

 

[Kristine]

thanks for the LAUGH!!


I really want one of those Chickens.. not the travel sized one either

 

[anytimeflowers]

thanks for the LAUGH!!


I really want one of those Chickens.. not the travel sized one either

I know, I want one too! I bought a suit of armor for my husband's aunt once. 5ft tall, on sale for $100. My husband went along with the purchase because she lives in a historical mansion and he thought it would "fit". I think that was just as funny to me as the ridiculous 5FOOT (seems very short to me) suit of armor. He had no sense of how absurd it is (she did, she dresses it for every season) and wouldn't understand the chicken. TOTALLY wouldn't understand the chicken ~ what would you USE it for? Hahaha.

 

[secretgarden]

OH MY GOSH I have not laughed that hard in a LONG time! Thank you Linda I too want one now :rofl:

 

[Flowermomma]

I saw this last year, showed it to my hubby and for a while after every time i got something for the house I could say "hey its not a metal chicken!"

 

[secretgarden]

I posted it to my personal facebook page and one of my friends said that this lady has a book out. I will read more of her blog but I bet her book would be great!

 

[Kristine]

I bookmarked her blog to my favorite pages. It would be a good place to stop in for a laugh. She sounds like a hoot!

 

[Mikey the Flower Guy]

oh my belly.........:headbang:

 

[daisy mae]

For those of you wanting a metal chicken come on down to Texas. All the little fruitstands in the area have them for sale. In all sizes. Seen them in the yards of a few customers. Done right with a bed of annuals blooming around them, not too bad. Flowers always do make everything look better.

 

[LOTAKIDS]

OMG!!! Thank you for the great laugh!!! I am still laughing!!

 

[secretgarden]

This is from her book: $13 well spent on my part. Oh my is she a riot and it's a super quick read. This is from the Post-It note chapter LOL

Dear Victor: No, actually, I don’t know how to use an iron. Because we don’t own one. How have you never noticed this before?! The dryer is our iron, Victor. Also, I would appreciate it if you would talk to me directly instead of yelling at me on a Post-it. These Post-its are for educational purposes. Not to draw lewd caricatures of hands pointing menacingly at me. Also, you’re supposed to point with your index finger. This is basic pointing etiquette.

Dear Victor: I’ve poisoned something in the fridge. Good luck with that.

Dear Victor: I’m sorry. I think I might have PMS. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.


Lawson, Jenny (2012-04-17). Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) (Kindle Locations 1703-1709). Penguin Group. Kindle Edition.

 

[anytimeflowers]

Dear Victor: I’ve poisoned something in the fridge. Good luck with that. ​

lol lol lol


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