Employee Complaints

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Think you've heard some strange complaints from employees about their co-workers? A recent survey of more than 2,600 hiring managers by CareerBuilder highlighted some of the oddest complaints about others in the office.

The complaints include:


* Employee is too suntanned

* Employee has big hair

* Employee eats all the good cookies

* Employee is so polite, it's infuriating

* Employee suspected co-worker was a pimp

* Employee is trying to poison me

* Employee's body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card

* Employee is personally responsible for a federally-mandated tax increase

* Employee was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time

* Employee only wears slippers or socks at work

* Employee's aura is wrong

* Employee smells like road ramps

* Employee breathes too loudly

* Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks

* Employee wore pajamas to work

* Employee has bells on her shoes and it's not the holidays

* Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi

* Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building

* A male employee keeps using the ladies' room because the men's room is not as tidy.

The survey was conducted online by Harris Interactive among 2,667 hiring managers and human resource professionals.
 
* Employee is too suntanned

* Employee has big hairthis could be me
* Employee eats all the good cookies yeah after all I am the boss

* Employee is so polite, it's infuriating I love to piss them off

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* Employee's body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card That is all my charm

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* Employee was annoyed the company didn't provide a place for naps during break time Its my sofa and I don't wanta share

* Employee only wears slippers or socks at work I want to but they won't let me, does maribu count on this one

* Employee's aura is wrong why because I want you to work

* Employee smells like road ramps Sorry I don't smell that is that cool perfume you bought me.

* Employee breathes too loudly Sorry I was snoring

* * Employee wore pajamas to work GOsh I l ove those mo mo things
* Employee has bells on her shoes and it's not the holidays That is so you can here me coming

* Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi That is just the in the dye of the beholder

* Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building That is because I think there cute

Gosh are you sure this didn't say the life and times of the Queen.:LOL
 
why would anyone waste their employers time formatting these stupid complaints. Can we say "Waste of time and effort?" That employee would not work for me anymore.
 
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