REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
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>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
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>and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
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>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
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>November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
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>till after they give birth in the spring.
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>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer,
>EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
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>We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
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>in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
>
>and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
>
>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
>
>November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
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>till after they give birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer,
>EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
>
>We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
>
>in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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