Happy Birthday to clay on 3rd October 2006
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Happy birthday Clay!
Connie
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Happy birthday, Clay. May you have a million laughs, or, at least as many as you've given us here with your jokes!
BOSS
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Thanks all.
I was teasing Raymond, our retired driver, that today he can officially show my the AARP "secret handshake". His response was "At our age, the "secret" is to have NO "handshake"."
Thanks all.
I was teasing Raymond, our retired driver, that today he can officially show my the AARP "secret handshake". His response was "At our age, the "secret" is to have NO "handshake"."
50! Happy birthday to our newest AARP member.
How about a walk down memory lane?
THEN: The perfect high.
NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
THEN: Keg.
NOW: EKG.
THEN: Acid Rock.
NOW: Acid Reflux.
THEN: You're growing pot.
NOW: Your growing pot.
THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
THEN: Seeds and stems.
NOW: Roughage.
THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
NOW: Popping joints.
THEN: Killer weed.
NOW: Weed killer.
THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
NOW: Hoping for a BM.
THEN: The Grateful Dead.
NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.
THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
NOW: Getting a new hip joint.
THEN: Rolling Stones.
NOW: Kidney stones.
THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
NOW: Calling the principal's office.
THEN: Screw the system!
NOW: Upgrade the system.
THEN: Peace sign.
NOW: Mercedes logo.
THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
THEN: Take acid.
NOW: Take antacid.
THEN: Passing the driver's test.
NOW: Passing the vision test.
THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.
THEN: "Whatever"
NOW: "Depends"
All teasing aside, best wishes for a happy, humor-filled birthday! :bouquet:
How about a walk down memory lane?
THEN: The perfect high.
NOW: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
THEN: Keg.
NOW: EKG.
THEN: Acid Rock.
NOW: Acid Reflux.
THEN: You're growing pot.
NOW: Your growing pot.
THEN: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
NOW: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
THEN: Seeds and stems.
NOW: Roughage.
THEN: Popping pills, smoking joints.
NOW: Popping joints.
THEN: Killer weed.
NOW: Weed killer.
THEN: Hoping for a BMW.
NOW: Hoping for a BM.
THEN: The Grateful Dead.
NOW: Dr. Kevorkian.
THEN: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
NOW: Getting a new hip joint.
THEN: Rolling Stones.
NOW: Kidney stones.
THEN: Being called into the principal's office.
NOW: Calling the principal's office.
THEN: Screw the system!
NOW: Upgrade the system.
THEN: Peace sign.
NOW: Mercedes logo.
THEN: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
NOW: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
THEN: Take acid.
NOW: Take antacid.
THEN: Passing the driver's test.
NOW: Passing the vision test.
THEN: Swanson's Mushy chicken in an aluminum platter.
NOW: Lean Cuisine's Mushy chicken in a plastic bag.
THEN: "Whatever"
NOW: "Depends"
All teasing aside, best wishes for a happy, humor-filled birthday! :bouquet:
LORRIE
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Clay! 50 is a wonderful milestone...hope you have 50 more in wonderful health!
virginia_Bob
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Rhonda
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Tracy D'Amico
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fabulous day of you, celebrating YOU!
Thanks for all the giggles.
(_0_) (surprisedass) Fifty! Whoda thunk it.
tracy
Thanks for all the giggles.
(_0_) (surprisedass) Fifty! Whoda thunk it.
tracy
NavyBrat
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Birthday Wishes!
Dear Clay,
Welcome to the fabulous 50's club! You're gonna love it here! Rock n' roll on your special day!
Dear Clay,
Welcome to the fabulous 50's club! You're gonna love it here! Rock n' roll on your special day!
Thanks Everyone
This mildstone was a lot more low key than the 40 one. That one the wife got a limo to put He's 40 on the side, pick up me and the kids to take them to elementory school. Limo takes me to work where they had already changed to pylon sign reader board to the Lordy, Lordy Looks who's Forty thing. Later a company delivered over an artificial leg with some crafty things to say about one of my legs not working. Then the funeral director came to the shop in the hurst and gave me a ride in the back...the very back laying down. On a high note, it finished off with a singing telegram French Maid.
The wife knew that I could think of alot more devious things for her next birthday which would be forty, so I traded off doing nothing on hers for a ski "mancation".
This mildstone was a lot more low key than the 40 one. That one the wife got a limo to put He's 40 on the side, pick up me and the kids to take them to elementory school. Limo takes me to work where they had already changed to pylon sign reader board to the Lordy, Lordy Looks who's Forty thing. Later a company delivered over an artificial leg with some crafty things to say about one of my legs not working. Then the funeral director came to the shop in the hurst and gave me a ride in the back...the very back laying down. On a high note, it finished off with a singing telegram French Maid.
The wife knew that I could think of alot more devious things for her next birthday which would be forty, so I traded off doing nothing on hers for a ski "mancation".
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Ahhhhh......
them good old days to be a young buck like YOU clay!!
50 ain't old, 50 is wise
50 ain't ....ummmmm...I forget!!
Happy birthday Clay...you're the guy that makes us all giggle on some dark days, and......ummmmmmm
them good old days to be a young buck like YOU clay!!
50 ain't old, 50 is wise
50 ain't ....ummmmm...I forget!!
Happy birthday Clay...you're the guy that makes us all giggle on some dark days, and......ummmmmmm
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