Why, you OLD SALT, YOU!
Hey JOE!
How can anyone count your birthday in TURTLE YEARS?
Is that something like, EVEN OLDER THAN DIRT?
Anyway, have a GREAT DAY and make it special since, all of us are but a mere speck of dirt IN THE EYE OF TIME in OUR UNIVERSE!
And for some, (unlike you), nothing any of us can do, will alleviate the annoyance of those SPECKS in one's eye, save for the downing of at least THREE LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS!
At which point, not only are you blind, but you no longer care if anyone chooses to pluck out your eyes, place them in their Martini glass, much like olives and onions, and throw em back for a WHOOP DEE DOO!