Happy Birthday!!!
You know your getting older when...
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work...
Your knees buckle and your belt won't...
You feel like the morning after, and you didn't go anywhere the night before...
You can only burn the midnight oil until 9 o'clock...
The twinkle in your eyes is the sun hitting your bifocals...
Your back goes out more often than you do...
And another sure-fire way to know you're getting older is when...
Birthday wishes like this start showing up on your birthday!
Oh well -- Try to have a good one anyway...
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