I didn't compose this, but simply want to share it.
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I Just Couldn't Sleep.
I Tried Counting Backwards
I Tried Counting Sheep.
The Leftovers Beckoned
The Dark Meat and White
But I Fought the Temptation
With All of My Might.
Tossing and Turning with Anticipation
The Thought of a Snack Became Infatuation.
So I Raced to the Kitchen, Flung Open the Door
And Gazed at the Fridge, Full of Goodies Galore.
Gobbled up Turkey and Buttered Potatoes,
Pickles and Carrots, Beans and Tomatoes.
I Felt Myself Swelling So Plump and So Round
'Til All of a Sudden, I Rose off the Ground.
I Crashed Through the Ceiling, Floating into the Sky
With a Mouthful of Pudding and a Handful of Pie.
But I Managed to Yell as I Soared past the Trees....
Happy Eating to All - Pass the Cranberries, Please.
May Your Stuffing Be Tasty,
May Your Turkey Be Plump.
May Your Potatoes 'N Gravy Have Nary a Lump.
May Your Yams Be Delicious.
May Your Pies Take the Prize,
May Your Thanksgiving Dinner Stay off of Your Thighs!!
Happy Thanksgiving to All
Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I Just Couldn't Sleep.
I Tried Counting Backwards
I Tried Counting Sheep.
The Leftovers Beckoned
The Dark Meat and White
But I Fought the Temptation
With All of My Might.
Tossing and Turning with Anticipation
The Thought of a Snack Became Infatuation.
So I Raced to the Kitchen, Flung Open the Door
And Gazed at the Fridge, Full of Goodies Galore.
Gobbled up Turkey and Buttered Potatoes,
Pickles and Carrots, Beans and Tomatoes.
I Felt Myself Swelling So Plump and So Round
'Til All of a Sudden, I Rose off the Ground.
I Crashed Through the Ceiling, Floating into the Sky
With a Mouthful of Pudding and a Handful of Pie.
But I Managed to Yell as I Soared past the Trees....
Happy Eating to All - Pass the Cranberries, Please.
May Your Stuffing Be Tasty,
May Your Turkey Be Plump.
May Your Potatoes 'N Gravy Have Nary a Lump.
May Your Yams Be Delicious.
May Your Pies Take the Prize,
May Your Thanksgiving Dinner Stay off of Your Thighs!!
Happy Thanksgiving to All
