For Our Democratic friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For Our Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For Our Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!