Letter to Husband

[Beth]

> To my
> darling husband,
>
> Before you return from your business trip I just want to
> let you know about the
> small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
> into the driveway...
> Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't
> get hurt, so please don't worry too
> much about me.
>
> I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
> driveway I
> accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the
> brake.
>
> The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up,
> fortunately, came to a halt when
> it
> bumped into your car.
>
> I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted
> personality you will
> forgive me.. You know how much I love you and care for you
> my sweetheart.
>
> I am enclosing a picture for you.
>
> I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>
> Your loving wife.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

[elmo]

Run and Hide!!!!
That is enough to make a preacher ******* to the hills woman.... just text him... have a police escort when he comes home. OMG,
Now thats whats called a bad day!

 

[elmo]

Sorry, just reread the girlfriend part... new story... go shoping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He'll get over it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sharron]

brilliant hahahahaha