manly flowers

Kristine

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Ok

now I have heard it all..

Mom in looking for a bout for tomorrow morning.

she wants a white rose. Nothing else will do. because

that is the only flower that is manly enough to be a bout......

if this is the tip off for homecoming orders this year.... pass the wine bottle honey!!!
 
a double bill bally bout would have been right manly
I keep imagining this with some kind of protrusion in the middle lol ....I'm so immature.
How they let me keep two children in my care, I'll never know
 
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I really thought about showing her a billy ball, but it wasn't the right manly color.

a double bill bally bout would have been right manly lol

thanks for the laughs!

Actually had a Mom order the double billy ball, we chose to change the order out of tact, couldn't figure out how to tell the Mom, not cool. His classmates would have harassed him forever, duh Mom.
 
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I really thought about showing her a billy ball, but it wasn't the right manly color.

a double bill bally bout would have been right manly lol

thanks for the laughs!

That really did make me laugh out loud! Hey how 'bout an antherium!!!!
 
I had a Mother come in to buy a bout for her very spoiled daughter's boyfriend. Her criteria was: It needs to enhance her real diamonds that she will be wearing.
 
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I had a Mother come in to buy a bout for her very spoiled daughter's boyfriend. Her criteria was: It needs to enhance her real diamonds that she will be wearing.

That's funny.
Real diamonds aren't even that expensive anymore! And really not rare at all. Just monopolized. If she said it needed to enhance the Alexandrite she was wearing, then I would have been impressed, and then thought to myself "why the hell does she need flowers?" HA! oh I'm so funny.

Oh yeah- And Diamond enchancing bouts always cost about 3 to 4 times more than just plain old bouts! HA! I think I've had too much crystal light today......
 
That's funny.
Real diamonds aren't even that expensive anymore! And really not rare at all. Just monopolized. If she said it needed to enhance the Alexandrite she was wearing, then I would have been impressed, and then thought to myself "why the hell does she need flowers?" HA! oh I'm so funny.

Oh yeah- And Diamond enchancing bouts always cost about 3 to 4 times more than just plain old bouts! HA! I think I've had too much crystal light today......

This mother owned a jewelry store and I watched this child grow up, buying her way with friends and boyfriends. I even did her first wedding. The maid of honor was a guy. I could write a book about that wedding.

Funny, how you kinda know how someone will turn out when you see them as a child.
 
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