Moving to Montana soon

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bloomz

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I might be moving to Montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
raising it up
WAXING it down...
in a little white box that i can sell up town
by myself i wouldn't have no boss
but i'd be raising my lonely dental FLOSS
(raising my lonely dental floss)

well i just might grow me some bees
but i'd leave
the sweet
stuff
for somebody else...


but then on the other hand i'd keep THE WAX
and MELT it down
pluck some floss AND swish it around
I'd have me a crop
and it would be on TOP

That's why i'm moving to montana
moving to MONTANA soon...
gonna be a dental floss tycoon
MOVING TO montana SOON...
GONNA BE A MENTAL FLOSS FLYCOON


I'm gonna buy me a horse
just about THIS big...
and ride him all along the border line
WITH A PAIR OF HEAVY DUTY ZIRCON-INCRUSTED TWEEZERS
in my hand
Every other wrangler would say i was mighty grand
by myself i would'nt
have NO boss
but I'd be raising my lonely
DENTAL-FLOSS

{raising MY lonely DENTAL floss)


Well I might ride along
the border with my tweezers
gleaming in the moon
lighty light

And then i'd get
a cup of COFFEE...
and give my foot a push

JUST ME AND THE PIGMY PONY
over by the dental floss bush

AND then I might just jump back on
and ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana


[MOVING TO MONTANA SOON / yippee-yi-yo-ty-yay]



Frank Zappa
 
Huh?

JB - you eatin' that yellow snow?
 
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TexasFlowerGuy said:
I went to see Frank Zappa and the Mothers on my 21st birthday.

Bout the worst concert I ever saw. I don't think I had the proper mood alteration technology to appreciate the fine workmanship.

All the best.
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I saw them I *think* 4 times, with the Full Mothers of Invention and it seemed like there were 20 of them on stage, once at a small college in Portland, once at the Royal Albert Hall in the 4th row, once at Winterland in SF with Flo and Eddie singing. Maybe it was only 3 times. Bit foggy back then, San Francisco, ya know.

Ones-self being properly lit they were at the least excellent and entertaining as hell, at best - Frank was a true guitar virtuoso.

mona said:
Hey, I thought 12bucks wrote that song....
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TOO FUNNY - yes I think Frank learned it all from him, didn't he? lol


yup I just felt the need, I'm really staying right here in Oregon.

But the dental floss crop intrigues me...I already know where to get the pygmy pony, but I wonder if I should put in a greenhouse?

Joe, does it grow well indoors?
 
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