My wife just left me

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My wife just left me. She is a planner that just left for the Cape to spend the weekend with a client who's girlfriend is a porn star. I was not invited. Somethings up.

You should write her blackberry and tell her to behave.
[email protected]

Thanks
Thom
 
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OMG...I was like OH NO! Don't worry...hey maybe she'll come home with some pointers! I'm sure she'll behave.
 
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Thom... are you serious...

You really want the FlowerChat Nation to email her...

I mean that could result in a few thousand emails over the next day or two.
 
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At least she will know I have friends in high places
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The low places are far more fun. ;)

V

I won't be e-mailing her. I will however wish her a great weekend at the Cape.
 
WTF?

is she on florist business?

I'm writing Dear Abby.
 
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TGDragonfly said:
My wife just left me. She is a planner that just left for the Cape to spend the weekend with a client who's girlfriend is a porn star. I was not invited. Somethings up.

You should write her blackberry and tell her to behave.
[email protected]

Thanks
Thom
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Pics or it didn't happen ;)
 
Oh my gosh! That title is killer. Uhm, if the girlfriend is the porn star, shouldn't he be the jealous one.
 
What happens in the CAPE..........................

STAYS in THE CAPE!

Wonder if she would mind me sending a message to her blackberry for a simple request?

Like in, if she happens to see a 10 pound lobster with TOTO'S name on it, could she pack it in ice and ship it to me via FedEx?

Now, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Can be a MALE, FEMALE, or BI-EXOSKELETAL. No matter to me since, I'll have it stripped and doing a pole dance in salty water, and before ya can say; "HOW HOT IS MY POT?
lol
 
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lol lol lol.... OMG..TOTO THANK YOU for the laugh...I had to stifle it as not to wake the kids!
 
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Toto - Rule #1 of lobsters, the bigger the lobster, the tougher it is. A 10# lobster would taste like shoe leather.

We Main-a's can always pinpoint the tourists in restaurants or take-out lobster joints - they are the one's spending the most, buying the biggest and then wondering why their dinner tastes so bad.

My free advise for today: Don't ever a lobster bigger than 2#. If you're THAT hungry, order more than one.

But I know you know all this anyway :). jenny
 
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Toto - Rule #1 of lobsters, the bigger the lobster, the tougher it is. A 10# lobster would taste like shoe leather.

We Main-a's can always pinpoint the tourists in restaurants or take-out lobster joints - they are the one's spending the most, buying the biggest and then wondering why their dinner tastes so bad.

My free advise for today: Don't ever a lobster bigger than 2#. If you're THAT hungry, order more than one.

But I know you know all this anyway :). jenny
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You are absolutely right Jenny. :) I love lobster, and 1.5 lb is perfect every time. Just a little lemon and no butter. Heavenly.

V
 
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