Ahhhh, is there nothing the Japanese can't invent?
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/06/01/new-machine-turns-office-
waste-into-toilet-paper-right-in-the-office/
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/06/01/new-machine-turns-office-
waste-into-toilet-paper-right-in-the-office/