porn puppies

[HeatherTuckey]

Just seeing if you're all paying attention.

Now there is a pom puppies thread and a porn puppies thread.

"huh huh huh, she said PORN PUPPIES"

Hmmm.... there is no where this thread can go now but DOWN...

 

[Erlene]

Hmmm.... there is no where this thread can go now but DOWN...

Or up if you put Viagra in the water......

 

[Tracy D'Amico]

darn, I was all egg-cited :>

heather, you are SUCH a tease.

 

[aileen_c]

Ok I DON'T even wanna know what a Porn Puppy is!! lol

 

[bill schodowski]

i guess

i know where my mind was....

 

[Erlene]

Ok I DON'T even wanna know what a Porn Puppy is!! lol

Aileen, this is a porn puppy:
(WARNING - FOR ADULT EYES ONLY!)

http://www.rainbowdepot.com/Bendover-Rover-the-Dog-Plush-Toy_p_4032.html

 

[4thgenflorist]

Is a porn puppy the same thing as a hot dog?

 

[avenuegardensflorist]

........

.........where do i sign up?

 

[aileen_c]

Erlene,

OMG!!! Hey if you're into that kinda thing.... lol lol lol lol

I am crying from laughing !!!

 

[Erlene]

Aileen, we had a customer bring one of these types of plush into the store to be added to flowers. There used to be a specific website devoted entirely to this, it is called The Erection Collection, anatomically incorrect stuffed toys. The site seems to be gone now and it is sold in other outlets.

They are a riot.

 

[Tracy D'Amico]

Aileen, we had a customer bring one of these types of plush into the store to be added to flowers. There used to be a specific website devoted entirely to this, it is called The Erection Collection, anatomically incorrect stuffed toys. The site seems to be gone now and it is sold in other outlets.

They are a riot.

uh-huh, okay, oh yes, sure Erlene ... any Dianne's customer introduced her to the rabbit, and my customer gave me my first taste of Patron ..... the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem.

 

[Queen of Weddings]

Heather,

I am so glad that you lightened up the board, wouldn't you know it had to be a woman to do so,,To all that posted so far, Well we know who the real ones are about the passion of the business, Thanks for this,,,,We loved it here,,,,,With out passion and a sense of humor, business would be just that, and imagine the design, Heavens after reading this post earlier, Got all of us here inspired,,,,Hugs to everyone!!!

 

[RWK]

Well, this might serve better to be moved to another sub-forum - because seeing this thread brings back a particularly funny memory.

I have always been a florist who loves balloons. Quite a few years ago, I had the opportunity to attend one of BURTON and Burton's ballooniversitys ( before they made the name change ) and one of the classes taught there was making various figures with the pencil balloons ( the long skinny ones -260Q ).

Anyway, during one of the lulls - the instructor showed us a balloon design called "D**K on a Stick" - It is a balloon twisted and tied that does resemble a male organ.

Well, after a good laugh - one of the classmates - a gray haired lady asked " How long does it stay up " ( meaning how long does it stay inflated ), however, the double entendre was not lost on us and the whole class just roared with laughter.

I will attempt to create one ( provided I have not packed my balloons away due to remodeling ) to show you all this particular balloon.

 

[Erlene]

...,and my customer gave me my first taste of Patron

umm.....what is Patron?
(I lead a very sheltered life :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: )

 

[Tracy D'Amico]

I will attempt to create one ( provided I have not packed my balloons away due to remodeling ) to show you all this particular balloon.

Sweet Jesus, I think we get it, even without the personal demo! Unless of course, you just really want to play with some latex. :bangles:

umm.....what is Patron?
(I lead a very sheltered life

what? who? no idea what you're talking about.

 

[sharonbrannigan]

Aileen, we had a customer bring one of these types of plush into the store to be added to flowers.

had to be hysterical trying to put the puppy in the arrangement...i mean, what kind of flowers do you use to accent the bear's finer qualities?

 

[RWK]

ARRRRRRGGGH - ok tracy - I be's a good boy and no play with latex. lol

 

[Erlene]

had to be hysterical trying to put the puppy in the arrangement...i mean, what kind of flowers do you use to accent the bear's finer qualities?

Acutally he brought us a different one, a pig....LOL. We created a swing out of dowels and had the pig sitting in the swing which was placed in the center of tall flowers. Funny thing was it went to a business, a commercial real estate office. They got the biggest kick out of it

 

[aileen_c]

Awww man...I was hoping for a very fine demonstration on the intricacies of balloon shapes.

 

[RWK]

had to be hysterical trying to put the puppy in the arrangement...i mean, what kind of flowers do you use to accent the bear's finer qualities?

You ain't the only one wondering how this was done - and more importantly, was anybody able to keep a straight face?