Probably the wierdest email I have got yet...

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GFLORAL

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I just got this in my email a few minutes ago:

Hello,


I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.


I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.


In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.


INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Wednesday August 6th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be there prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.


Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT??? If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.



After unit has been delivered please email me at: [email protected]
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.


Thank You
 
Originally posted by GFLORAL
I just got this in my email a few minutes ago:

Hello,


I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation

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Hi there GF

I got one of those yesterday, and thought the same thing, perhaps too much crack the writer had? :)
 
Just some off the wall trekie jerking your chain.
 
It might be worthwhile to take a trip to lovely Kyrgyzstan and see who meets you :)
 
Probably a building housing someone is waiting to see who or what shows up just so they can laugh their head off.
 
Domain name- federalfundingprogram.com

Nameservers-

Start of registration- Wed Apr 02 2003 14:49:39
Registered through- Fri Apr 02 2004 14:49:39

Registrant Contact-
NR Data Corp
Bill Jones ([email protected])
+1.16179014129
FAX- +1.7819328769
4 oak street
woburn, MA 01801
US


Administrative Contact-
NR Data Corp
Bill Jones ([email protected])
+1.16179014129
FAX- +1.7819328769
4 oak street
woburn, MA 01801
US


Billing Contact-
NR Data Corp
Bill Jones ([email protected])
+1.16179014129
FAX- +1.7819328769
4 oak street
woburn, MA 01801
US


Technical Contact-
NR Data Corp
Bill Jones ([email protected])
+1.16179014129
FAX- +1.7819328769
4 oak street
woburn, MA 01801
US
 
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