Well, I have a problem with the drilling in Alaska, but the rest of it sounds pretty good!
> Isolationism is a good thing. May have to offer more than $10 tho... It's
> sure better than continuing to search for the "hidden" WMD ... gee, now
> where did Saddam hide all that pesky stuff? In the back of his jeep as he
> drove out of town?
>
>
> >>>(It's hard to argue with his logic!)
> >>>
> >>> I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I
> >>> have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here
> >>> is one plan:
> >>>
> >>> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our
> >>> "interference" in their affairs, past & present.
> >>> We will promise never to "interfere" again.
> >>>
> >>> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over
> >>> the world, starting with Germany, South Korea,
> >>> and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
> >>> We would station troops at our borders. No
> >>> more sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >>>
> >>> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> >>> affairs together and leave. We'll give them a
> >>> free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> >>> will be gathered up and deported immediately,
> >>> regardless of who or where they are. France
> >>> would welcome them.
> >>>
> >>> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
> >>> and limited to 90 day visits unless given a
> >>> special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
> >>> would be allowed. If you don't like it there,
> >>> change it yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum
> >>> would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
> >>> need any more cab drivers.
> >>>
> >>> 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones
> >>> are the suicide-bombers. If they don't attend
> >>> classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> >>>
> >>> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become
> >>> self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
> >>> developing non polluting sources of energy but
> >>> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> >>> Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
> >>> cope for a while.
> >>>
> >>> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> >>> countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
> >>> like it, we go someplace else.
> >>>
> >>> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
> >>> in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray
> >>> to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or
> >>> whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
> >>> give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The
> >>> people who need it most get very little, anyway.
> >>>
> >>> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some
> >>> place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
> >>> friends here. Besides, it would make a good
> >>> homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >>>
> >>> 10) Use the UN buildings as replacement for the
> >>> twin towers.
> >>>
> >>> 11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> >>> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> >>> Americans" any longer.
> >>>
> >>> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan!
> >>>
> >>> The Statue of Liberty should no longer say: "Give
> >>> me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
> >>> She ought to have a baseball bat and be yelling,
> >>> "You want a piece of me?"
> >>>
> >>> -- Robin Williams
>
> Isolationism is a good thing. May have to offer more than $10 tho... It's
> sure better than continuing to search for the "hidden" WMD ... gee, now
> where did Saddam hide all that pesky stuff? In the back of his jeep as he
> drove out of town?
>
>
> >>>(It's hard to argue with his logic!)
> >>>
> >>> I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I
> >>> have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here
> >>> is one plan:
> >>>
> >>> 1) The US will apologize to the world for our
> >>> "interference" in their affairs, past & present.
> >>> We will promise never to "interfere" again.
> >>>
> >>> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over
> >>> the world, starting with Germany, South Korea,
> >>> and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
> >>> We would station troops at our borders. No
> >>> more sneaking through holes in the fence.
> >>>
> >>> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
> >>> affairs together and leave. We'll give them a
> >>> free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> >>> will be gathered up and deported immediately,
> >>> regardless of who or where they are. France
> >>> would welcome them.
> >>>
> >>> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
> >>> and limited to 90 day visits unless given a
> >>> special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
> >>> would be allowed. If you don't like it there,
> >>> change it yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum
> >>> would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
> >>> need any more cab drivers.
> >>>
> >>> 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones
> >>> are the suicide-bombers. If they don't attend
> >>> classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
> >>>
> >>> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become
> >>> self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
> >>> developing non polluting sources of energy but
> >>> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
> >>> Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
> >>> cope for a while.
> >>>
> >>> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
> >>> countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
> >>> like it, we go someplace else.
> >>>
> >>> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
> >>> in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray
> >>> to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or
> >>> whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
> >>> give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The
> >>> people who need it most get very little, anyway.
> >>>
> >>> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some
> >>> place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
> >>> friends here. Besides, it would make a good
> >>> homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> >>>
> >>> 10) Use the UN buildings as replacement for the
> >>> twin towers.
> >>>
> >>> 11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
> >>> school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly
> >>> Americans" any longer.
> >>>
> >>> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan!
> >>>
> >>> The Statue of Liberty should no longer say: "Give
> >>> me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
> >>> She ought to have a baseball bat and be yelling,
> >>> "You want a piece of me?"
> >>>
> >>> -- Robin Williams
>
