I once had a friend in the funeral industry who liked to brag. Often he would brag while on speaker phone about how well endowed he was. I think I cured him of that.
We had been talking about a snow storm that had happened in my area the day before... he of course said he could measure the snow with his penis. Now, not being able to let that one pass I said, "Well we got way more than 3 inches of snow here." There was dead silence at the other end, and then GALES of laughter... not his, but those listening in the room. He never ever used speaker phone with me again. My job was successful.
Doug... so many lines I have, but again, I will resisist.
you guys are all talk, I bet you if we got a picture from each of you with flowers in great locations (get creative with out being gross) we could make a few dollars.
I see that Mikey would like to use the Monstera leaves I said I would use for Luc and himself. In the interest of not having the botanical aspect being repeated I will show how big I am and let he and Luc use the Monstera leaves.
My new pose will now have me with my ear muffs and scarf on and a big box of Red River Cereal in the foregroud (strategically placed of course) as well as some local flora and fauna for the artistic aspect. I will take December.
I now nominate Victoria to the position of Artisitc Director for the project because she seems very qualified to determine if the props used are appropriate or not for the pose (or poser if you know what I mean).
Real Florist Men do not need to brag about anything. Victoria could slice through any pretence Lorana Bobbitt style and insure the integrity of the "Johnsoness of each photo in the calendar.
I now nominate Victoria to the position of Artisitc Director for the project because she seems very qualified to determine if the props used are appropriate or not for the pose (or poser if you know what I mean).
Real Florist Men do not need to brag about anything. Victoria could slice through any pretence Lorana Bobbitt style and insure the integrity of the "Johnsoness of each photo in the calendar.
Having seen Puppetry of the Penis, I do feel qualified to judge. As a result of witness amazing feats of sculpting and posing I have great ideas for you gentlemen... however, I must warn you, practice does make perfect. Are you up for the challenge?
Doug, as usual, you manage to brighten a dark moment... thank you.
Real Florist Men do not need to brag about anything. Victoria could slice through any pretence Lorana Bobbitt style and insure the integrity of the "Johnsoness of each photo in the calendar.
He never ever used speaker phone with me again. My job was successful. 
