Off Topic Say It With (Dead) Flowers - The Ultimate Valentine's Snub

[Flowers& magazine]

I saw this online on AOL this morning and had a laugh, thought I would share...

"Hell hath no fury like a woman whose boyfriend cheated on her with some chick from Chili's. Now, she can say it with flowers -- dead ones, that is.

Dirty Rotten Flowers, a new floral delivery service based in Los Angeles, can provide you with the perfect floral arrangement to show the scumbag in your life just how you really feel about him: The macabre flower shop specializes in bouquets of the dead and decapitated nature.

Scorned individuals can choose from a bouquet of rotting flowers "for someone you might want out of your life," the Morticia -- a dozen decapitated roses -- perfect for the guy who broke your heart. And, for the one who may have done you wrong, but who you may be willing to forgive, there's Still Alive -- a dozen roses as you've always known them.

Starting at $25, the bouquets can be delivered nationwide. If you don't think the blooms quite get the message across (or you suspect he may receive more than one dead bouquet), you can also include a personalized message."


Happy Valentine's Day!
Elinor, Flowers& magazine

 

[DFlorist]

Wow haha. Thats an interesting business concept..

We once had a man ask us to send a dozen dead/wilted roses to his ex wife after the divorce was finalized. We didn't send the bouquet...

 

[Victoria]

I wonder how many Tiger will receive.

V

 

[OB1]

Yikes.. a whole new demographic for 1-800 flowers to investigate...and imagine...no discards...

 

[anytimeflowers]

I had to do the "Morticia" one for a guy once. He was sending them to another man, I don't know why, and I don't care. If I don't ask questions, I don't have to know the answers!

....and anyway, I made a couple nice pave' arrangements with the blooms I cut off.

 

[mperry]

We did one last year with prunes on rose stems. It was kind of cute for an over the hill.