Seems apropos...;)

[Victoria]

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
>children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
>came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
>uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
>father.
>
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
>clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go on a date with one of the clients.
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
>children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask
>him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too
>embarrassed to say.

 

[Blue Oyster Cult]

I can attest to that joke

Little Johnny was in a class that had the students stand up and say what their father did for a living and to Spell out the Profession.

Johnny stood up and said his father was a exotic dancer..and started spelling axotc,,no that's not it Johnny said, the Teacher than asked Johnny to sit down and think about the word and when he was ready with the correct spelling, raise his hand and the Teacher would give him another chance.

Jimmy raised his hand and said "My Father is a Bookie and he makes bets...B-O-O-K-I-E and if my Father was here now, he would place 200-1 odds that Johnny won't spell Exotic.