A man died and went to Heaven.
St Peter asked: "What denomination are you?'
The man said: "I don't belong here, I don't go to church."
St Peter said: "Well, we don't make mistakes, you belong here alright. Lets just walk around and you can see if you'd like to stay".
So they walked down a long hall, and St Peter opened a door, and there were all these pews with people kneeling and praying and crossing themselves. "Who are they?' asked the man. "Those are Catholics", answered St Peter.
"Well, I don't want to stay there", said the man as they continued walking down the hall.
St Peter opened the next door, and there were pews with people sitting in them staring straight ahead. "Who are they?" asked the man. "Those are Protestants", answered St Peter.
"Well don't want to stay here", said the man as they continued down the hall.
The next room they went to, smelled like coffee as soon as the door opened.
The man looked inside and there were all these people laughing and hugging one another. He watched them form a circle, holding hands, and recite the Serenity Prayer.
:ghug:
The man said: "I like these people; who are they?"
St Peter shrugged his shoulders and said; "I don't know, they won't tell us."
St Peter asked: "What denomination are you?'
The man said: "I don't belong here, I don't go to church."
St Peter said: "Well, we don't make mistakes, you belong here alright. Lets just walk around and you can see if you'd like to stay".
So they walked down a long hall, and St Peter opened a door, and there were all these pews with people kneeling and praying and crossing themselves. "Who are they?' asked the man. "Those are Catholics", answered St Peter.
"Well, I don't want to stay there", said the man as they continued walking down the hall.
St Peter opened the next door, and there were pews with people sitting in them staring straight ahead. "Who are they?" asked the man. "Those are Protestants", answered St Peter.
"Well don't want to stay here", said the man as they continued down the hall.
The next room they went to, smelled like coffee as soon as the door opened.
The man looked inside and there were all these people laughing and hugging one another. He watched them form a circle, holding hands, and recite the Serenity Prayer.
:ghug:
The man said: "I like these people; who are they?"
St Peter shrugged his shoulders and said; "I don't know, they won't tell us."
