When the day is dragging, and times running slow,it's time to have some customer fun,we always have lovely tall steel grass in the shop and as a tease, it's been renamed "Fucc-a-wee grass" (said always in a posh voice),this usually prompts a response from the customer of how odd the name is (well it would, would'nt it)we then expand the story a little and tell them about a place in Equitorial Africa where it was first found,now this place was mainly inhabited by pygmies,who used to hunt for food in amongst this tall grass,now if they strayed to far into this dense long grass, they could be seen leaping as high as they could and shouting at the top of their voices"where the fucc-a-wee".
Customer usually takes this in good part,well i ain't lost one yet...
Customer usually takes this in good part,well i ain't lost one yet...