Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas .... Too
bad......
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because
he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education then any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense.
The deputy
says,' License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law
License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.
Lawyer says,
'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let
me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please
exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy
takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer
and says,
'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
bad......
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because
he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better
education then any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy' s expense.
The deputy
says,' License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law
License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.
Lawyer says,
'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let
me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please
exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy
takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer
and says,
'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
