Buy a Cornish Game Hen, cook it separate, after the stuffing has been taken out of the BIG turkey, sneak the cooked Cornish Game Hen in. While cutting the turkey at the table in front of everyone, GASP. Open it further and pull out the Cornish Game Hen, claiming this Turkey must have been pregnant! The little kids will scream and the women will cry. The men will laugh, until you take a big bite of the Cornish Game Hen and announce, it's not that bad.
An alternate ending: Stick an egg in the Cornish Game Hen and let them know even the baby was pregnant!
Either ending you use, be sure and let the air heads know that birds lay eggs and sit on them, THEN they hatch. They don’t carry it around for X months and then give birth. lol
Ok now my fav recipe to make during this time of year:
Cranberry Pudding -
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 cups cranberries
* 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/3 cup boiling water
* 1/2 cup molasses
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* 1 cup white sugar
* 1/2 cup butter, softened
* 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
DIRECTIONS:
1. Lightly grease a 2 quart metal container or a clean 1 pound coffee can. Pick over whole cranberries, wash and drain.
2. Sift together the flour and salt; dredge cranberries in flour mixture.
3. Dissolve soda into boiling water and add molasses. Stir and allow to foam up.
4. Add to the flour and cranberry mixture. Mix together until well blended. Spoon into a greased metal container; cover with a double layer of tinfoil and fasten with heavy elastic band or string.
5. Place into a deep saucepan and fill with water up to about the half way mark on the pudding can. Cover pan and place over high heat. Bring water to boil, reduce heat and simmer for one hour. Remove from water and allow to cool. When ready to serve, invert pan or open bottom of can and push through. Slice in 1/2 inch pieces.
6. Prepare the sauce by mixing together the sugar, butter and cream. Cook over medium heat until thick, stirring constantly. Add vanilla and pour over individual slices of pudding.