To give you a chuckle to your day!
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Those are entertaining, but can they be real!? OMG!
Here's an example that made me laugh (yes I have very sophisticated humor)
"Today, I was peeing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while peeing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me."
Ok this is one of the ones that makes me think it's not real:
"Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers."
Here's an example that made me laugh (yes I have very sophisticated humor)
"Today, I was peeing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while peeing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me."
Ok this is one of the ones that makes me think it's not real:
"Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers."
I think they are to an extent...I'm sure there are some lies on there. Here's my fave:
"Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML"
"Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML"
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