Top Funniest Web Searchs Done On Your Website.

[Eric S]

This would apply to the keywords that customer’s type in to the search engines to find your website.

Probably the funniest one that I still continue to see.

"google flowers"

If you need further explanation to understand what I'm talking about let me know.

 

[nmwinn]

"square flowers" because one of our shops is in an old downtown square. I assume they were looking for us and not really "square" flowers. LOL

 

[emilymoonflower]

We seemed to get more for our blog searches.
A few of my favorites:
"lush" florist Toronto - (we have been known to tip a few on occasion!)
moonflower no flowers California - (have absolutely no idea what this one means)
burned tip of a marigold flower - (so what do you want us to do about it?!)
Emily

 

[CHR]

"How to make your own casket flowers" (I presume you need to be pretty sure of the date of your impending demise.)

 

[Carol Bice]

"How to make your own casket flowers" (I presume you need to be pretty sure of the date of your impending demise.)

Now, I believe this is taking the DIY thing a little too far. lol

 

[Sprout]

We had several hits for "ceres begging for jupiter's thunderbolt". Pretty odd on the face of it, until you know it's a painting the the Boston Museum of Fine Arts and I must have mentioned it in one of my Art in Bloom posts.

Also "five guys, worcester, ma". Have NO idea what that's about!

And "2010 camaro"! Am I selling cars now?

And while this isn't funny, I get hits on one of my wholesalers all the time. I did a post about them once and they don't have a website, so folks google and end up on mine.

 

[sandytf]

Nothing too funny, but I'm amazed at the number of ways people can come up with to spell "Minocqua"!

 

[conchandler]

If you need further explanation to understand what I'm talking about let me know.

Yes, please. How do I find this out?
Signed,
Florist who's struggling with technology...and other things

 

[Sarah Botchick]

"cheap fake flowers basket" and "basket of fake flowers"

Since I don't use the word "fake" anywhere on my website, it really perplexes me that I rank so well in google for these terms.

Years of struggling with SEO and THAT is what I get ranked well for?? Really??

And people are actually on the internet searching for those exact terms? Really??

I also liked... "wholesale ribbon flawers". Who says spelling isn't important?

And then this one creeps me out... "sarah botchick." That means there is someone out there googling ME. Thats kind of creepy...

 

[theRKF]

And then this one creeps me out... "sarah botchick." That means there is someone out there googling ME. Thats kind of creepy...

Maybe it's your HR department keeping an eye on you? ;-)

 

[Sarah Botchick]

Maybe it's your HR department keeping an eye on you? ;-)

Seeing as Dad is my HR person, I doubt it. But you never know!!

 

[theRKF]

Seeing as Dad is my HR person, I doubt it. But you never know!!

Hence the wink