- Nov 10, 2002
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Subject: My dad is gay - too funny
---- Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some
guy and make love with
him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him,
'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
---- Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some
guy and make love with
him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him,
'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'