weird request of the day

[OB1]

OK, so like everyone here, we get strange requets all the time. Phone numbers for the local arcade. recommendations for the best restaurant. Do you remember my aunt, she used to live in your town in 1952...? etc. Between us all, we've probably been asked pretty much everything one could ever imagine.
Today was a first for me.
A lady called to see if we could help her. Her dog just died. Would we be able to give her a casket for her dog? "It must be 24" X 12" X 12". He just died, and I need it right away, because I need to bury him, and I know you have lots of boxes all the time...can you help me?"
Yep, we had the right size of box, and we covered it in really nice paper, and lined it with tissue and rose petals, and gave it to her for free.
Your story?......

 

[Mikey the Flower Guy]

lady came in and asked if we could send a parcel, along with flowers she ordered....."sure"...."we're going that way anyways"......
The parcel was not too large, but, significantly heavy, so we sent it off.......couple of months go by, and the recipient comes in and asks us why we sent her that "package"??.....we answered "because we were asked to have it accompany the flowers we sent you!!"......
She says, "I've been divorced from that bastard for 20 years, why would I want his ashes??"