What if my aunt had balls....

[Dazeal]

would she be my uncle?

This question was always asked by my drill instructor in basic training(during the first gulf war) to anyone who asked 'what if'. She was mean mean woman.

So my challenge to you is, next time your spouse, kid or customer asks you "what if', let them have it.

For example: Feb 12th.

Customer: What if I order roses for my wife and girlfriend, can I get a discount?

You: What if my aunt had balls, would she be my uncle?

 

[Brad]

Dude your aunt did have balls they used to belong to your uncle before they got married and sorry but your nuts :bangles:

 

[Chezbloom]

If your Aunt has balls, then you should slowly back away from your keyboard and go on up to bed now ya hear?
Night night.:faint:

 

[Erlene]

would she be my uncle?

She'd still be Dickless even if she had balls, so she probably wouldn't qualify as your Uncle :rofl:

 

[shannonlovesflowers]

She'd still be Dickless even if she had balls, so she probably wouldn't qualify as your Uncle :rofl:

Wow..........

 

[Beth]

Ass and dickless... both on the same day! lol

 

[Dazeal]

lol you guys just made me hit the floor laughing!

THAT.............WAS................AWESOME! (In a Tommy boy voice)

How has this post not been banned yet?



I had a male student wear a shirt tonight to school that said: Boobies make me smile. And there was a big smiley face. - I covered my chest and said, men have boobies too and it freaked him out. Needless to say, I told him to put his sweatshirt back on over the shirt.

 

[felicityflowers]

lol you guys just made me hit the floor laughing!

THAT.............WAS................AWESOME! (In a Tommy boy voice)

How has this post not been banned yet?



I had a male student wear a shirt tonight to school that said: Boobies make me smile. And there was a big smiley face. - I covered my chest and said, men have boobies too and it freaked him out. Needless to say, I told him to put his sweatshirt back on over the shirt.

Ah! You never let them have any fun!!!!