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  • Ok, Im driving you nuts, so this is the last nut post, I get the last laugh!

    We can move on to breasts if you like :)
    Hey Di, it's funny you caught that. The 99 age is a carry over from the myspace thing.

    Yup the site is up, thanks for the words of wisdom. It's doing phenomenol for me so far!
    OK! OK! But you guys have got to be my stand-ins in the 'design matters' debate. :>
    Skeered meand really scared. But with a naughty smirky undertone :>. Dates, huh? Hmmm. September .... we are hoping to get the heck outta here for a weekend, but I don't think Mr Pieface has set the date yet. He's out selling flowers, and I'm here goofing of- I mean working! I'll look at the calendar with him tomorrow.

    Tell Adam NJ said he can have his balls back.
    Oh my gosh...I guess your page is indeed for adults only. I don't think that I'm old enough to be here! I should have heeded the warnings :p still love ya tho... some day I'll take the time to figure out how to post a picture for ya!

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    Hey its trish from Grand Lake Flowers. I wantd to let you know I lost my son in a wreck
    four days ago and haven't been on in a while. I am new at this and have gained many friends but I am not sure how to post my message to let them know. I am in a whirlwind. He is an American Soldier who was moving from Fort Sill Oklahoma to Ft. Lee in Virginia. His wife and one year old baby were in front of him. He was driving a rental truck with all the belongings and we don't know why he ran off the road yet. THey lost everything. It happened in Darlington South Carolina.
    I love fc and feel like I should let someone know because I have had contact many times. thanks
    so much and I will somehow figure it out. You were the first person I corresponded with.
    WHY?
    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    ( because they are plugged into a genius)
    2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)
    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)
    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and the vapour lock)
    (You're laughing aren't you?!?!)
    5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    ( you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    ( don't know .....it never happened)
    (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
    8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    ( because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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