And now I know why I worry... but I'm laughing at the same dam n time. I'm trying to clean up the missive so it's friendly for all...
V
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Hey All!
Happy to report that I am alive and well on the Caribbean! If you had
asked me yesterday I would have said that alive is not what I expected
to be for much longer!
After San Carlos we took a 3 hour boat to El Castillo. We had lost one
of our guys so we were down to 5. We were trying to get a fishing trip
together and after 2 days of searching James (Kiwi) stumbled across
this man who said we could stay at his place (Monte Christo on the Rio San Juan), fish all we want, kayak, canoe, ride his horses eat 3 GLORIOUS meals a day, some drinks (but if we were heavy drinkers to bring some of our own), stay in his best rooms, all for a whopping $25 per per person per day! So thatï½´s what we did. He picked us up the next day but had to do some errands, like get his gun back from the cops because he had shot it into the air the night before. Apparently someone was stealing gas from his boat so he fired in the air, but was blazingly wasted so the policia took it away.
As we were leaving a girl from Luxembourg asked to join us and since
the boys like to pick up strays (they started out with 2 of them and I
joined in at number 6) she was more than welcome. We had also gotten our sixth back in El Castillo so now we were 7.
The place was amazing especially if you enjoy laying in a hammock with
a sleeping ocelot on your chest or a feisty one eating your hair.
We kinda got stuck there for a few days as it was amazing and we were
his only guests. Augustine (the owner) treated us amazing and we sat and listened to him tell war stories.
On the first day we went to Sabolas to get some booze. Ann Luxembourg) said that she didnï½´t drink so she didnï½´t buy any. Leave it to me to find a group of people who can help corrupt anyone! She was bombed by 10pm and caught a the first boat out of there a 6am.
A few days later (I have no date concept right now) we caught a boat
heading to San Juan Del Norte. It was strongly suggested that we not try to get to Bluefields this way but we were all pretty set on the
adventure.
The 8 hour boat ride down the river was really amazing. Monkeys,
Alligators, turtles, tarpon, and a lot of fish. The jungle is the greenest
thing I have ever seen. Although the seats were uncomfortable (not for me as I didnï½´t get a seat and had to sit/lay on everyones bags) it was a very enjoyable day. Especially when we docked in Costa Rica to buy some Imperial!
We did get a little nervous as all the locals started to pour off the
boat the further down the river we went. We started out with about 60
people and were down to us and 5 locals when we got there.
As soon as we docked Silvio (Swiss) had found us a small child to take
us to a hospedage. SJDN is a town without electricity and I couldnï½´t
even tell you the last time I had seen a car. We were absolutely the only tourists in down so it was pretty easy finding someone (they found us) to take us to the old town and the cemetery. We made plans to meet our guide at 9 the next morning. Our first priority was to look into finding a way up the coast to Bluefields (Silvioï½´s was to find a bar (we get along really well)). All the guide books said that it would be almost impossible to get to Bluefields this way and that most people would either spend a lot of money or almost die, or do both. Guess which one worked for us!
There seemed to be people willing to take us so we thought we would
figure it out after our tour the next day.
Trevor (Australian) and James (Kiwi) decided to call it a night while
Silvio, Paul (Australian) (we had lost Ben the American again )and I
decided to hit the town, and by that we mean find the only bar in down and drink warm rum and cokes with the locals. After a few bottles of rum someone decided to dress Paul up as Rambo and that is about when we all drew a blank. Fortunately we were escorted home by a local named Filmore who also was going to help arrange our
transport. James said when we got there Filmore said something about us needing GPS.
The next day Silvio woke up with his door wide open, Paul couldnï½´t find
his way out of his room to use the washroom so he climbed out his
window and I woke up on the floor beside my bed obviously not under the mosquito net so I was eaten alive!
We all woke up to the sound of Rasta dude (Filmore) yelling "Okay mon!
We need to go today mon. There is a hurricane a coming and we go now mon or never". By never he meant a week which would feel like forever in SJDN, that and we were all almost out of money (for some reason the jungle doesnï½´t have bank machines). So we packed up and didnï½´t have time to pee. "Donï½´t worry mon. It is only 2 to 3 hours mon". By my calculations if we left at 1130am at 2 to 3 hours we would be in Bluefields by 330 at the latest, but Iï½´ll save that for later.
So we got in our glorified canoe with our 3 massive tanks of gas and
naturally tied another boat to ours and than another one to that and went on our way in 3 boats with one motor.
What happened next is not easily explained but I will give it a go.
Waves were big, we were small, and towing 2 boats in the middle of the
ocean in bad weather. I was panicked. Poor Trev and Jaime were sitting on either side of me. James lost feeling in his hand and Trev has some nice bruises on his leg and in his arm. Silvio told me he took a picture but I donï½´t recall. Thankfully James is a very soothing person so he was helping and Trev is funny as all hell so I was still freaking the f### out but I managed to get a few laughs out of it. After we arrived here both James and Silvio said that they werenï½´t sure we were going to make it. SOOOOO happy they waited until after to tell me.
At 3pm we didnï½´t seem to be heading in but we figured that it would
take a bit longer what with the 3 boats 1 engine thing. I had to pee 2
hours in as did the boys but they held off peeing overboard as long as
they could for my sake. I guess holding it for 8 hours is a lot to ask
because they all said f@@@ it at 730pm. Trev suggested we stop for a swim so I could go but we were runing out of gas and couldnï½´t be wasting it. So there we were in the middle of the ocean, sun setting over the water, rain soaking us and all our stuff, cold, hungry, engine heating (I canï½´t imagine why), nearing the end of our gas but not nearing our destination. Oh and I hadnï½´t peed in 10 hours!
Once again I am not a numbers whizz but I do believe leaving at 1130am rolling in at 830pm does not a 2-3 hour trip make!
But we are here and my ass hasnï½´t been wet all day and I have vowed to not get on a boat for at least 12 more hours!
Love you all
Alana