ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! I said yes, what more do you want?

God... where is Gump when you need him?

Kristine... thank you for the laugh!

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I had a heart attack this morning.

First walk in customer 9:00am sent me into cardiac arrest. He is standing at the door and pounding the He77 out of it. I am surprised the glass wasn't breaking. Of course I am not in direct site of the door and his pounding scared the crap out of me, choke on my coffee

So, I get to the door AND PUSH IT OPEN, He rants ARE you open??? your door was locked!!#@
- he has been standing at my door trying to push it open WHEN THE BIG SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS ***pull***

so then he proceeded to order flowers that HAVE to be delivered at 5pm on Sunday for a birthday in a town about 18 miles west of us..... well hell about that too.

SO... he hands me the invite to get an address etc and I note the birthday party is JULY 18..... When I point that out to him he says: "Well you just lost yourself a good chunk of money" and off he stomps....

WTH

Is your store near a state facility? I think I would call them and tell them one of their loons flew out of the lake!
 
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its really weird we have people all the time tell us our door opens Backwards.

I tell them think about it, would you want your doors to open inward when you were trying to escape a FIRE in a crowd?

Every bank, dr office etc I know the doors pull open to the outside (don't yours) I can't figure out why ours is such a problem...............
 
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mine opens in but my building is a bit backwards
 
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OK. Top this one.

Woman calls to place an order. She starts off with the message, something like "So glad you're in my life, can't believe it's been a year already, here's to a better times in the next year" OK. So I ask for the recipient's name, she says Sally (or something), I ask for Sally's last name, she says she doesn't know it. OMG. Together for a year and she doesn't know the girl's last name??
 
OK. Top this one.

Woman calls to place an order. She starts off with the message, something like "So glad you're in my life, can't believe it's been a year already, here's to a better times in the next year" OK. So I ask for the recipient's name, she says Sally (or something), I ask for Sally's last name, she says she doesn't know it. OMG. Together for a year and she doesn't know the girl's last name??
Are you sure that she knows Sally? Kinda sounds like the lady ordering could be a jealous wife out to snag her husband for being a hound dog!
Emily