Bloomz Massage Plus

[Erlene]

Click here to order your Bloomz Massage Plus :wave:

 

[Tracy D'Amico]

I hope you're taking 27% of that ma$$age

 

[Erlene]

I hope you're taking 27% of that ma$$age

29% - BloomzieNet is more expensive :rofl:

 

[greatflowerlady]

I want one!

 

[bloomz]

Please you guys - I'm waiting for the orders to come in...

I have extra "technicians" on stand-by, and do they ever look good.

What a cosmic idea.

Smart gurl that erl

 

[Sher]

Is "technician" the correct word? Hmmmmm
I hope you are having a wonderful time! You are probably not fit for human consumption at this point,...just remember that when you return, life will not be this good! lol
Sher

 

[Beth]

Erlene,

That is hilarious!

 

[Twila]

Erlene....you are so funny1

 

[bloomz]

Still waiting.....

 

[Erlene]

Still waiting.....

No takers yet, sorry buddy......the economy seems to be taking its toll on discretionary items I guess, no matter how attractively priced they are......or how enticing....

 

[sharonbrannigan]

No takers yet, sorry buddy......the economy seems to be taking its toll on discretionary items I guess, no matter how attractively priced they are......or how enticing....

maybe it's because he's a lib.....

once again, juuuuust kidding.....

 

[bloomz]

Damm - I thought when I saw Sharon has posted she was gonna be my first supporter!!!

Damm Republican economy got me again.

Hey Sharon - buy me one and I'll change my vote to McCain - K?

 

[TOTO]

Where's my CHOP STICKS?

I placed a take out order with JB and forgot to ask for chop sticks.

Isn't there something special they do over in Hong Kong with CHOP STICKS and a MASSAGE, or am I thinking CHAMPAGNE in a belly button?

BAD DOG TOTO! Now, go lie down in the corner! (again)
lol

 

[sharonbrannigan]

Damm - I thought when I saw Sharon has posted she was gonna be my first supporter!!!

Damm Republican economy got me again.

Hey Sharon - buy me one and I'll change my vote to McCain - K?

wow....you really are cheap!

 

[TOTO]

Yeah, JB does have his price!

wow....you really are cheap!

Now ya gots me wondering if JB may have been born in Chicago, and then moved to Oregon after he left Woodstock back in 1969.

Wonder if Governor Rod Blagojevich would have that answer?

He seems to be able to put a price on anything these days!

 

[Eric S]

Very tempting my friend.....

 

[CHR]

Oy! I read the title of this thread fast and thought it said "BloomNet Massage" and wondered what was up with that. :>

Erlene, IMO you need to raise prices just to drive demand. $4 is so cheap no one will believe it's for real.

 

[bloomz]

wow....you really are cheap!

Cheap but not free...:hug:

 

[Tracy D'Amico]

Okay. I'll bite. I hope for my $7.95 delivery charge I get a picture instead. No towel would be a great bonus.
:>
enjoy!

 

[Erlene]

Okay. I'll bite. I hope for my $7.95 delivery charge I get a picture instead. No towel would be a great bonus.
:>
enjoy!

Would you like any special card message with this order? I want to make sure we provide outstanding customer service as you might come back and spend more next time :rofl:

When replying please reference Internet Order Net Ticket #00010160.

With regard to the design instructions you indicated you were too broke for pictures but maybe he'd send one anyway....I neglected to put on the detail information page that the first person signing up for this offer would receive the Massage Plus with pictures as a bonus. You're all set my friend!!