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WOO HOO!
Naked pictures?
No card, I want to keep it secret.
And don't call first, I don't want you to ruin the surprise.
Can I get that first thing in the morning?

look at me, a PITA customer.

:>
 
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Tracy D'Amico said:
WOO HOO!
Naked pictures?
No card, I want to keep it secret.
And don't call first, I don't want you to ruin the surprise.
Can I get that first thing in the morning?

look at me, a PITA customer.

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That must've been some massage you bought him Tracy, he's not been FlowerChat for 15 hours now.....wow, 15 hours and counting!
 
Yeah Erlene - he didn't call to say thank you. Are you sure he got it? Did you get a signature? :tongue
 
Tracy D'Amico said:
Yeah Erlene - he didn't call to say thank you. Are you sure he got it? Did you get a signature? :tongue
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You know how ungrateful customers can be sometimes. I expect he was too busy riding the turtle after being parked on the massage table all that time :rofl:
 
Hey

Hey can I try before I buy for my good Buddy?

You know a sample, to make sure it would be worthy of our Esteemed Member Bloomz, or the Esteemed Member of Bloomz? :bangles:
 
Hmmm ....steamed member, isn't that a szechuan dish?
:faint:
 
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OK here I go - there's a million people in the streets today here in Cebu - Mardi Gras called Sinulog - thousands of dancers in costumes - this city is jumping and will be going until 4AM or so tonight.

http://www.sinulog.ph/


So I'm going for my 2 hour and...


Have I mentioned that I love Tracy?
 
Holy colourful batman.... and how did I miss this thread???

V (eagerly waiting for payday so she too can buy Jon's love)
 
bloomz said:
Have I mentioned that I love Tracy?
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and it cost me way less than the casino cash I've been spreading around. I heart you too :kuddle:
 
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After midnite and the city's still jumping - just can't go to bed when theres still thousands of people in the streets.

yes I had 3 massages today - for $3 an hour I figure I can spend half my day doing them....
 
I took my little boy yesterday for his first full body massage (he's 3 1/2).

He was right beside me in a connecting room with curtains and mattresses on the floor - each with our own girl. He was the youngest they had done - said they once did a 5 year old.

It was so cute "How you like that buddy?"

"Feels really good Daddy".

I told him I was going to fall asleep and he kept saying to me "don't sleep daddy"

When they got to our heads his masseuse said to me "he's asleep"

He fell asleep and peed his pants.

So did I.

Well at least the first part of it I did.

I think it's time for me to go have another one now...nothing better to do.

Anyone tried Hot rocks massage? Maybe I need to put that on the menu.
 
The Cockles of my hard (no make that heart)

It warms the "cockles of my heart" to read of a Father taking the time and interest to guide his young son in the proper ways to become a fine upstanding example of Manhood.
 
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and now for something completely different

On an unrelated topic - I was inside this prison last week and will be there again this Friday as well - trippy place:

Nov 2007
Prisoners at Cebu are considered the most dangerous offenders in the Philippines. But thanks to four hours of dance lessons a day, their behaviour has been transformed.
Previously, Cebu prison was a wretched place ruled by rival gangs. But when the warden introduced dance lessons, everything changed. "Everyone became friends". Now the prisoners spend most of the day practising new routines. Videos of them dancing to 80s classics have become a big hit on YouTube.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R72kxZW1orE&feature=PlayList&p=71067D6AC879A664&index=21

If you search youtube for Cebu inmates you'll find a bunch of funny stuff - the Thriller routine rocks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiICcOV64eo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptdrXfdiWWs&feature=PlayList&p=71067D6AC879A664&index=5
 
That old warning will have to be re-worked!

Thwy used to say "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime", maybe it will be

"If you can't do the Tango, don't do the crime!":bouncy:
 
Okay I had 3 count them three massages yesterday- and here comes that longass plane ride home. (leaving here in 30minutes for Hong Kong,SFO, and home)

Ill expect you all to get back in the trenches very soon now, no more farting about vicariously with me.....:handball::ssmoke :tunes: :tongue: :cool:
 
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