I think this says it all ....
http://www.flowerchat.com/petecugnoottawasonghumblefredapr2004.mp3
And lest I forget ... the lyrics (just in case BBJ can't catch all the words)
Here’s a little story
About a hockey team
Who may just win the Stanley Cup
But only in their dreams
The team is from Ottawa
The Senators is their name
Soon to be inducted in the Golfing Hall of Fame
They think they’ll beat our Leafers
Now there’s a funny joke
‘Cause every year at Playoff time
The Senators always choke
So three cheers for Ottawa
A real team they are not-awa
They can give all that they’ve got-awa
But the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
Ottawa has their Parliament
And MPs in the news
And it’s kind of like their hockey team
They talk a lot but don’t produce
They’re not the brightest either
I really have to say
When the capital of our country
Spells Canada with a “K†(Hey that’s KANATA)
Oh three cheers for Ottawa
They think they’ve got a shot-awa
But they must be smoking pot-awa
‘Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa
You’d better press your plaid pants
It’s that time once again
To hear that familiar Ottawa Senators saying:
“Tee-off is at tenâ€
So get ready for the crying
Take out your handkerchiefs
You’re about to get you’re ass kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs
Oh three cheers for Ottawa
A lesson they’ll be taught-awa
Hossa and Havlat-awa
You’ll soon be golfing a lot-awa
What the hell else rhymes with Ottawa?
Not a whole heck of a lot-awa
They’re the team we already forgot-awa
‘Cause the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa