but it's not just the flowers, it's who bought you the flowers!!!Let's face it - women are saps for flowers.
It's a bit like the linoleum joke, which I ain't gonna tell here.
I've delivered arrangements (in my younger days) and the recipient immediately threw them in the trash. At first i would get mad, then i thought "well they were her flowers, she can do what she wants" But I was always dying to know what the creep did to make her so mad she'd throw them in the trash!!