Having learned my lesson the first time, I again pretend I’m placing an order, but this time find David, who says he can’t help me refund my missing order, but he’ll transfer me to the right person. Apparently this is the other way to get to the top of the customer service queue, since Michelle answered right away. I explain the non-delivery situation to Michelle, and my previous call with Leanne, and she tells me that Leanne has flagged my file, and is still waiting for a response from the local florist. Transcript of what happened next:
Michelle: Until we are able to communicate with the florist, we won’t be able to complete the refund.
Me: OK, can you tell me who the florist is?
Michelle: I… I don’t have that information, I’m sorry.
(Oh, you just lied to the customer. Unforgivable sin #2.)
Me: Well Leanne did.
Michelle: (Breathes heavily.) Umm, let’s see. (Pause.) I can see who the florist is, but I wouldn’t be able to give you their phone number.
Me: That’s OK, I have Google.
Michelle: I’m not able to provide you with information of who the florist is, because in order to process a refund for you, you do have to go through FTD.
Me: Mmmkay, that’s fine, I’m just going to call them myself and make sure they call you back and tell you why so we can get this expedited.
(Talking over each other)
Me: So you can’t tell me who was supposed to deliver the flowers that weren’t delivered?
Michelle: That’s right. Unfortunately, I’m not able to do that. It wouldn’t… it wouldn’t be helpful to the florist to have the both of us contacting them.
Me: It wouldn’t be helpful to the florist, but it would be helpful to me. That way I can know not to do business with them in the future in Tucson.
Michelle: I’m sorry, I’m not able to give you the florist’s name or number. I have… (call cuts out)… take care of your refund. But until we hear back from them, there’s nothing more that Leanne or I can do.