I Almost Killed My Date...

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This story is funny now...but it wasn't so funny when it happened last Tuesday night.

I have been dating a really nice guy that i met on eharmony for just over a month. His name is Brent and he retired at 45-was a nuclear engineer. Very smart, thoughtful, caring guy...I just adore him! He has some medical issues...diabetes and he is an amputee.

He invited me to his beautiful home in Central NJ-he has 160 acre farm...just beautiful property with a huge home that even has an elevator and wine cellar. Ok...Ok...we were watching a movie after getting snuggly (you know what I mean) and I started talking to him and he was not replying. He was sweating profusely, and his eyes were just wide open staring into space, and his breathing was slow. I knew something was wrong, but I wasn't sure exactly what the problem was. I tried waking him up to no avail. I ran through the house trying to wake his father to help me, but was unable to locate him. Finally decided I was wasting too much time looking for his dad, and decided to call 911. Only one problem...I couldn't find a phone! Finally found a phone and called for help. The rescue squad arrives and it was quite a challenege for them to get my 6'10" man into the ambulance. I insisted on going to the hospital in the ambulance and the ride to the hospital was like something out of the Twilight zone. He lives in God's country...there were so many deer on the road, the ambulance is swerving to miss all the deer and I am beside myself! I ask one of the medics who is in the back with Brent, "How is he...is he breathing?" His reply to me..."I'm not gonna lie to you...it doesn't look good!" Oh my God, I have never prayed so much in my life! All I could think of was that my date was going to die and how would I explain this to everyone?

We finally arrive at the hospital and his sugar count is 26 and the emergency personnel bring his sugar count back up to normal range. Of course, upon entering the hospital they ask me all types of questions about his medical history and I don't know the answers! I tell the Doc that I met him on eharmony and this is our 5th date. The Doc says to me..."hmmmmm...you should be more careful about who you are dating!" Yikers! Good point!

I have been reading up on the disease and I sure know what to do if the situation ever occurs again. Brent said he needs to adjust his insulin whenever he is with me, because I just get him too excited! Found out that could have been the problem. Geez! You always read about women killing men from too much excitement, but you just never think it will actually happen to you!

P.S. I have fallen...hard...in love!
 
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Crazy chicklet - you don't even know your own power! Next time, take a medical history before accepting a new date. Better ask about heart conditions and stuff too, just in case. :eek:

I used to live very near where Dianne is describing, and the deer are a huge detriment to night driving, so I can picture the scene so well. Glad the story had a happy ending, and hope the Real Story has a happy ending too, complete with all the requisite fairy tale stuff.

back to work :)
 
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I'll need more details!

Ok...Ok...we were watching a movie after getting snuggly (you know what I mean)

From my experience as an old EMT, he was suffering from NOT ENOUGH SUGAR (glucose) in his system to offset the dosage of insulin he was injecting. (Insulin Shock)

If you could offer more details regarding "GETTING SNUGGLY" (and please be very specific) (pics and videos would be very helpful), I would then be able to give you a precise prescription for just HOW MUCH MORE SUGAR you'll need to add to his diet as a precursor to, and all during, any future encounters of the SNUGGLY kind.

I would also suggest that, he simply lay on his back while exerting as little energy as possible, thus allowing YOU to administer as much of your SUGAR as possible, and in order for it to do the MOST GOOD. Remember that, this is your patient, and he has SPECIAL NEEDS!

That's my best diagnosis, but any future prognosis depends upon your full cooperation in providing those pics and videos.

TOTO MD (Master Director) If you need one for the VIDEOS?
:rofl:

PS: On nights when you're not feeling especially amorous, and should those symptoms show up again, try to get some orange juice into him as quickly as possible, while reminding him that: He can't just take insulin and without eating all of his meals. The diabetic's scale must be kept balanced at all times!
 
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John, you and Luc appear to be in cahoots. ;) He wanted more pictoral detail on the bra discussion.

V
 
As they always say "V".....................

John, you and Luc appear to be in cahoots. ;) He wanted more pictoral detail on the bra discussion. V

THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS!


On that thought "V", count MEE in with LUC as just TWO MORE POKING PIGS!
:fdevil: :bdaypig: :bdaypig: :fdevil:​

lol
 
Dianne,

I'm so glad your guy was okay in the end! Yes, never go on a date again with this guy, without bringing along a carton of OJ. And don't you have a cell phone?? You NEED to get a cell phone, girl, so you can call 911 immediately! Get a cute one!
 
PS: On nights when you're not feeling especially amorous, and should those symptoms show up again, try to get some orange juice into him as quickly as possible, while reminding him that: He can't just take insulin and without eating all of his meals. The diabetic's scale must be kept balanced at all times!

The guy that does my graphics (and one of my best friends) is a full blown diabetic. He recently was told a trick that he said really saved an attack while he was at the Cartoon Convention about 6 weeks ago. In his pocket he carries a small tube of squeezable cake icing...if he starts going downhill, he squeezes some underneath his tongue (gets in the blood stream faster). Yes, it really comes down to monitoring it to keep it in balance.
 
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Oh that is just the funniest! I can't believe you got him sooo excited!!! How beaut are you!!! Happy he is alive and well and next time bring heaps of whatchamecallits and the chunky size kit kat....that should get him through:):sofa:
 
Glad there is a happy ending !!
Yikes!
Sounds like you've been smitten....happy-happy to you!!!!!!!!!!
Love is in the air...just make sure there are snacks there tooo
jeannie
 
Dianne,
You were not wearing your" DON"T TOUCH ME DRESS" obviously.Other wise you would not have been able to have gotten him into the ambulance. Glad things turned out ok.

My exact thoughts! You beat me to the punch! Dianne you are toooo much! They will probably add a skull and cross bones to your profile on Eharmony...lol
Sher
 
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lol
But I'm glad he's ok.

I am not gonna add any dirty comments though I'm quite capable, I see the other gentle mild mannered florists have it covered. :cool:
 
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I would expect...

I would expect that a date with Navy Brat (our Dianne) could be quite heavenly, but I never thought a date with Navy Brat (our Dianne) would put you in
Heaven:faint:

Doug
 
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Florists always ready to help you out...

Hey... when it comes time I know a lot of florists that would be happy to help you create the flowers of your dreams to walk down the aisle with the him!!!! Congratulations!
 
On the serious side. Tell him to ask his doctor about the insulin pump. My husband was diabetic and once he was on the pump his levels were always excellant. It's a wonderful invention! Gives the body a constant drip of insulin. Its about the size of a pack of cigarettes.
 
Hey Luc, help me out here?

I bet that is not the only thing hard you fell on neither!!!!!!!!!!! Luc

Did she say, "She IS fallen...HARD...IN... love!" or was it "She IS fallen...HARD...ON... love!"

IN or ON winds up to be a big difference here, don't you agree?

Similar to trying to DEFINE the word "IS" like in; IS SHE HAVING CUDDLES WITH THAT MAN and VICE VERSA?

If she FELL IN, we might all have to chip in and get HER one of those emergency transmitters. That's like the commercial for "I FELL IN LOVE and I CAN'T GET UP!" thus begetting ONE Ambulance to their door.

If she FELL ON, we might all have to chip in and get HIM one of those emergency transmitters and change the script to: I FELL ON LOVE and WE BOTH can't get up, thus begetting TWO Ambulances to their door.

I know ladies, I've taken all the romance out of this entire ROMANTIC STORY and turned it into one of those: "IS THAT ALL YOU MEN CAN THINK ABOUT!" and "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE ROMANTIC?" rants.

Well, men are MORE ROMANTIC! We just call romance by a different name than you women do, which is also why, we always WANT TO BE MORE ROMANTIC, more often, as a rule.

OK THEN, all you MALE ROMANTICS, line up behind ME, LUC, and anyone else on FC who is ROMANTIC enough to come forward and take our oath.

MY NAME IS (STATE YOUR NAME) and I AM A ROMANTIC and I WANT MORE ROMANCE! And then, brand yourself with our member logo found just below.

:fdevil: :bdaypig: :fdevil: :bdaypig: :fdevil: :bdaypig: :fdevil: :bdaypig: :fdevil:
 
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Toto,

You are hilarious, when not talking politics. And all this time, I thought romance was something different! Thanks for the clarification! LOL
 
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