I Almost Killed My Date...

[goodie]

That is sooo funny!! ( not for your man and im glad he is well)

I had a friend who drove up to a remote spot to have 'Nookie' with her boyfriend in the car, which was a Mini Cooper. She got her foot stuck good and proper under the dash and had to have the fire and rescue come and cut her free !! How embarrassing ? You thing your questions were embarrassing ?

 

[TOTO]

Now THAT had to be a KODAK MOMENT!

That is sooo funny!! ( not for your man and im glad he is well)

I had a friend who drove up to a remote spot to have 'Nookie' with her boyfriend in the car, which was a Mini Cooper. She got her foot stuck good and proper under the dash and had to have the fire and rescue come and cut her free !! How embarrassing ? You thing your questions were embarrassing ?

Ah YES, NOOKIE! I haven't heard that word used in years to describe ROMANCE.

Brings back old memories of when, I was single, only 18, and my car had a problem with the Alternator.

On one especially wonderful evening, and when I was driving this BEAUTIFUL RED HEAD HOME, she decided to offer up her special gifts, as I was still in the driver's seat.

My problem, was in the fact that, if I did not keep my right foot to the pedal, the engine would quit, and I couldn't start-er up again.

And so, HERE WE BEE, doing the NASTY, while I'm getting the NOOKIE, with my right foot on the gas pedal and her TREASURE TROVE on my STICK SHIFT!

All this, and in the front of someone's home, and eventually they turned their outside lights on, TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER?

And now, it's time to go off to DREAMLAND, with the hopes that, I might be able to RECAPTURE the memories, of the RAPSHIRE of my youth!
lol

 

[goodie]

LOL !! Toto....you are soooo naughty !! That could be classed as 'dangerous driving' !! LOL

 

[TOTO]

I'm JUST A MAN!

LOL !! Toto....you are soooo naughty !! That could be classed as 'dangerous driving' !! LOL

HEY! I make no apologies for being JUST A MAN! It's a genetic thing, and I bear no responsilbity for my genes.

I should've told you that, I had the car in park and the emergency brake on at the time, and parked at the curb.

That's not to say that, I wasn't doing dangerous driving though!
lol

 

[Doug Hatcher]

This is the first ever recorded instance of

Ah YES, NOOKIE! I haven't heard that word used in years to describe ROMANCE.

Brings back old memories of when, I was single, only 18, and my car had a problem with the Alternator.

On one especially wonderful evening, and when I was driving this BEAUTIFUL RED HEAD HOME, she decided to offer up her special gifts, as I was still in the driver's seat.

My problem, was in the fact that, if I did not keep my right foot to the pedal, the engine would quit, and I couldn't start-er up again.

And so, HERE WE BEE, doing the NASTY, while I'm getting the NOOKIE, with my right foot on the gas pedal and her TREASURE TROVE on my STICK SHIFT!

All this, and in the front of someone's home, and eventually they turned their outside lights on, TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER?

And now, it's time to go off to DREAMLAND, with the hopes that, I might be able to RECAPTURE the memories, of the RAPSHIRE of my youth!
lol

I think this is the first ever recorded instance of an
OIL CHANGE being done from inside the car!:bangles:

Is that the DIP STICK:boggles:

 

[Mikey the Flower Guy]

I think this is the first ever recorded instance of an
OIL CHANGE being done from inside the car!:bangles:

Is that the DIP STICK:boggles:

sometimes, you just GOTTA exchange them "fluids"!!
Dianne...you give us ALL palpitations.....betcha your new man calls you his little "sugar" now!! (or is that sweetie?)
Doug,you CAN'T just stick your dip anywhere you "feel".....face

 

[goodie]

I wasnt gonna mention that the 'Men ' on this site would have a comment and there you are !lol......Boys and their Toys !!! Now i know why some cars have blacked out windows ?

 

[sunny]

wonder what I'm missing.....

Being a diabetic for some 15 years , have never had the kind of hmm exhausting cuddling that has left me in insulin shock although I did get a bacterial meningitis infection in my eye that almost killed me, but not from cuddling . I do look forward to the ambulance ride to the hospital , if my GF gets that amorous. Wonder if I can get on a frequent rider plan.

 

[TOTO]

And what about the FLIP SIDE?

sometimes, you just GOTTA exchange them "fluids"!!
Dianne...you give us ALL palpitations.....betcha your new man calls you his little "sugar" now!! (or is that sweetie?)
Doug,you CAN'T just stick your dip anywhere you "feel".....face

Hey Mikey? But happens when:

"YOU FEEL like DIPPING YOUR STICK, and there's NO ONE to hear you in the FOREST! Can you still get your fluid exchanged?"

So many questions! So LITTLE MINDS!
lol

 

[Mikey the Flower Guy]

remember, that you MUST "insert" and "remove" your dipstick many times, so you get it "just right"......
And in the forest, IF you can't see the "clearing" for the trees, you've found just the "right" spot!!

 

[goodie]

Hey Mikey? But happens when:

"YOU FEEL like DIPPING YOUR STICK, and there's NO ONE to hear you in the FOREST! Can you still get your fluid exchanged?"

So many questions! So LITTLE MINDS!
lol

Watch out!!, that forest floor will make a crunching noise whilst dipping your stick lol

 

[NavyBrat]

Y'all are bad...and I love it! Brent & I are getting together this weekend...this time it's on my turf! Could be trouble...

From my experience as an old EMT, he was suffering from NOT ENOUGH SUGAR (glucose) in his system to offset the dosage of insulin he was injecting. (Insulin Shock)

If you could offer more details regarding "GETTING SNUGGLY" (and please be very specific) (pics and videos would be very helpful), I would then be able to give you a precise prescription for just HOW MUCH MORE SUGAR you'll need to add to his diet as a precursor to, and all during, any future encounters of the SNUGGLY kind.

I would also suggest that, he simply lay on his back while exerting as little energy as possible, thus allowing YOU to administer as much of your SUGAR as possible, and in order for it to do the MOST GOOD. Remember that, this is your patient, and he has SPECIAL NEEDS!

That's my best diagnosis, but any future prognosis depends upon your full cooperation in providing those pics and videos.

TOTO MD (Master Director) If you need one for the VIDEO
:rofl:

PS: On nights when you're not feeling especially amorous, and should those symptoms show up again, try to get some orange juice into him as quickly as possible, while reminding him that: He can't just take insulin and without eating all of his meals. The diabetic's scale must be kept balanced at all times!

You rawk! Videos are private property, baby. FYI...I am always amorous-this boy has his hands full!

Dianne,

I'm so glad your guy was okay in the end! Yes, never go on a date again with this guy, without bringing along a carton of OJ. And don't you have a cell phone?? You NEED to get a cell phone, girl, so you can call 911 immediately! Get a cute one!

If I called from my cell, they wouldn't have known where we were! I know how to get to his house, but I didn't know the address! I am better prepared now!

Dianne,
You were not wearing your" DON"T TOUCH ME DRESS" obviously.Other wise you would not have been able to have gotten him into the ambulance. Glad things turned out ok.

I think you know what I was wearing! Don't think Brent would like that dress! It's in retirement!

The guy that does my graphics (and one of my best friends) is a full blown diabetic. He recently was told a trick that he said really saved an attack while he was at the Cartoon Convention about 6 weeks ago. In his pocket he carries a small tube of squeezable cake icing...if he starts going downhill, he squeezes some underneath his tongue (gets in the blood stream faster). Yes, it really comes down to monitoring it to keep it in balance.

Excellent advice! Brent's father told me that trick while we were in the hospital. I am carrying a tube of icing at all times! A little icing can go a long way!

Dianne -

I know eharmony likes to advertise how many of their matches end up in marriage...but death? Don't kill him, just love him... :kuddle:
But then again, isn't it every man's dream to die because of good sex?

Too funny! He said he was "in heaven!" and there was a huge smile on his face!

I bet that is not the only thing hard you fell on neither!!!!!!!!!!!

Luc

What can I say? You know me too well! Now...go to your room!

My exact thoughts! You beat me to the punch! Dianne you are toooo much! They will probably add a skull and cross bones to your profile on Eharmony...lol
Sher

That's a classic! If I were still on eharmony, I would add a warning to my profile! However, Brent and I have signed off of eharmony...we are in love! Pray for his survival!

lol
But I'm glad he's ok.

I am not gonna add any dirty comments though I'm quite capable, I see the other gentle mild mannered florists have it covered.

Not good enough...I especially expected some genuine shag comments from YOU! Ah...I see you have posted your thoughts on my profile page! We're not quite there yet...THAT would kill him!

I would expect that a date with Navy Brat (our Dianne) could be quite heavenly, but I never thought a date with Navy Brat (our Dianne) would put you in
Heaven:faint:

Doug

I'm a little angel!!!!! He says so...

On the serious side. Tell him to ask his doctor about the insulin pump. My husband was diabetic and once he was on the pump his levels were always excellant. It's a wonderful invention! Gives the body a constant drip of insulin. Its about the size of a pack of cigarettes.

I will ask about the pump, but I think he has the situation covered. We love smokin' and I do mean smokin'! Thanks for your advice.

That is sooo funny!! ( not for your man and im glad he is well)

I had a friend who drove up to a remote spot to have 'Nookie' with her boyfriend in the car, which was a Mini Cooper. She got her foot stuck good and proper under the dash and had to have the fire and rescue come and cut her free !! How embarrassing ? You thing your questions were embarrassing ?

Great story! We haven't tried the car thing yet! Keep in mind, he is 6'10"...could be a challenge!

Ah YES, NOOKIE! I haven't heard that word used in years to describe ROMANCE.

Brings back old memories of when, I was single, only 18, and my car had a problem with the Alternator.

On one especially wonderful evening, and when I was driving this BEAUTIFUL RED HEAD HOME, she decided to offer up her special gifts, as I was still in the driver's seat.

My problem, was in the fact that, if I did not keep my right foot to the pedal, the engine would quit, and I couldn't start-er up again.

And so, HERE WE BEE, doing the NASTY, while I'm getting the NOOKIE, with my right foot on the gas pedal and her TREASURE TROVE on my STICK SHIFT!

All this, and in the front of someone's home, and eventually they turned their outside lights on, TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER?

And now, it's time to go off to DREAMLAND, with the hopes that, I might be able to RECAPTURE the memories, of the RAPSHIRE of my youth!
lol

o
There's something about us redheads and nookie! Sweet dreams!

sometimes, you just GOTTA exchange them "fluids"!!
Dianne...you give us ALL palpitations.....betcha your new man calls you his little "sugar" now!! (or is that sweetie?)
Doug,you CAN'T just stick your dip anywhere you "feel".....face

Calls me sweetie...so saweeeet! Pitter pat, baby!

Being a diabetic for some 15 years , have never had the kind of hmm exhausting cuddling that has left me in insulin shock although I did get a bacterial meningitis infection in my eye that almost killed me, but not from cuddling . I do look forward to the ambulance ride to the hospital , if my GF gets that amorous. Wonder if I can get on a frequent rider plan.

Sure hope the paramedics don't get to know us by our first names!

 

[master J]

Flowerchat would be very dull without Navy Brat!!!blush:

Di,
you must post a thread at least once a week!!!

 

[Beth]

Excellent advice! Brent's father told me that trick while we were in the hospital. I am carrying a tube of icing at all times! A little icing can go a long way!

Now Dianne, the icing is for emergencies... not for fun!

 

[Sher]

Now Dianne, the icing is for emergencies... not for fun!

BAD ADVICE Beth...what were you not thinking? lol ...Icing is so for fun...Di can use it as " honey you look like your blood sugar is low...come lick my icing!.".after all she is Only trying to save a life...lol
Ok I have said all I can say based on my 22 years as an RN..call me Di..I use to teach the sex ed portion of cardiac rehab...yep! That a fact Jack! So many lessons ...so little time...so many repeat wanna bees for the yearly refresher course! lol

 

[goodie]

What about using a pot of body chocolate? paint it on and lick it off......ruddy ell memories have just come flooding back, only i was half the size then !! lol i would need a bucket of the stuff now !!!!lol

 

[Beth]

BAD ADVICE Beth...what were you not thinking? lol ...Icing is so for fun...Di can use it as " honey you look like your blood sugar is low...come lick my icing!.".after all she is Only trying to save a life...lol
Ok I have said all I can say based on my 22 years as an RN..call me Di..I use to teach the sex ed portion of cardiac rehab...yep! That a fact Jack! So many lessons ...so little time...so many repeat wanna bees for the yearly refresher course! lol

Sher,

You're a former R.N.? Why did you give it all up? Tired of making the big bucks? LOL Kidding!! My daughter is studying to be an R.N., or N.P. (nurse practitioner?) more likely.

My mind is running wild imaging these classes you used to teach.. to former heart patients, I'm assuming?

 

[TOTO]

A good spanking!

I think DIANNE's new BO needs to give her a GOOD SPANKING, after ICING HER UP, 'cause she's so BAD!

Only question then is: SUGAR FREE? or MO SUGAR?

I'll volunteer to bring the video camera and load it up to YOU TUBE, once she gives up her PROPERTY RIGHTS!

GO NAVEL!
lol

 

[meherr]

My husband is diabetic and we have had several of these episodes in the middle of the night that led to seizures. Especially if you live in the middle of nowhere like we do, have him ask his doctor for a prescription for Glucagon. It's an injection of pure sugar and could save his life if he's so out of it he can't swallow. Our kids know how to use it, too. Other good things in a pinch are squeeze bottles of honey and chocolate syrup - that always gives the girls at work something to talk about! He's on the pump and we have far fewer problems.