I'm going to choke the life out of my neighbor!!!!

[Connie]

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel for you, My Dear. Right beside us is a repo business. Everyday, 1 or 2 big tractor trailers and/or car transports pull up right in front of our shop so that they can load the repossed vehicles, completely blocking us from being seen from the highway. My sweet requests have caused the drivers to not pull up quite so far, but they still block us. Furthermore, at Mother's Day, one of my temporary employees parked on the grass beside the mailboxes. It just happened to be on his property, and he called and in no uncertain terms told me to tell them to get that car off his property. He's such a jerk, but everyone knows that about him.

 

[JoycesFlowersKC]

It's always something! I have an antique store on the other side of me...and I swear that most of her customers have rocks for brains! I have my lot very clearly marked that it's MY parking...and her customers will park all kinds of crooked and take up three spaces...or park 2 inches to the right of the sign that says *Joyce's Flowers Parking Only*...it's a mess. I have an adorable 100 year old building...and a great location, but the parking situation sucks bum. Oh well....what can you do?! My rent is reasonable, so I'll stay. )

 

[lil_goldie]

Here's a hilarious snow plow conundrum from our neck of the woods.
Across the street from us is a bar. Behind us is their extra parking lot.
The bar has become so dead because the bar owner is a ditz and she is dating a really nasty police officer whom she has pretty much given over control of her business.
The parking lot behind us is ALWAYS empty so in the winter, they don't bother to plow it.
My dad asks the bar owner if we plow it, will she let the staff park there for Vday. (this was a few years ago)
She says "oh of course, that's fine that's fine"

She didn't tell her boyfriend, the cop, this fact.
He STORMS into the store on VDAY. The store is full of customers, and screams at my dad (also a cop, his co-worker)
"What the fack are you parking in our lot for?? We didn't pay to have that plowed so you and everyone who works there can park in the facking thing!"
on and on and on, people are just slack jawed.
My dad puts on his best cop voice and gives him the facts
Then tells him to get the hell off our property or he'll charge him with tresspassing himself.

Crazy people.

 

[Victoria]

Don't drink the water in Chatham...

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