Rhyme Time !
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Toto is naughty in his car
trouble is , he wont get far
in a car park he dreams of fun
while he lets the engine run !
Navy brat, will kill her man
so is on a Nooke ban,
coz get excited, she must must not,
or else he will get alittle hot !
Keep the sugar in her pocket
or off to hospital like a rocket
Heart is racing, going fast
glad the nightmare is n the past !
trouble is , he wont get far
in a car park he dreams of fun
while he lets the engine run !
Navy brat, will kill her man
so is on a Nooke ban,
coz get excited, she must must not,
or else he will get alittle hot !
Keep the sugar in her pocket
or off to hospital like a rocket
Heart is racing, going fast
glad the nightmare is n the past !
Palms
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master J
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Here's my lame old school Rap 
Yo I'm chillin' out on FlowerChat,
With my homegirl, they call her Navy Brat.
I know another Jersey Girl, her name is Trace,
better change her name back to Pieface
I'm master J, the king of hip hop, busting out these rhymes at the flower shop!:musical:
Yo I'm chillin' out on FlowerChat,
With my homegirl, they call her Navy Brat.
I know another Jersey Girl, her name is Trace,
better change her name back to Pieface
I'm master J, the king of hip hop, busting out these rhymes at the flower shop!:musical:
Evening all, had a busy day!
doing flowers, the florists way,
Funeral work and bouquets galore
brilliant colours we all adore !
Got a nightmare going on
Website designer got it all wrong
no website, stressing me out
will soon have to scream and shout !
hope you all enjoy this thread
and place a rhyme before you go to bed
florists around the world unite
poems and riddles we all can write !
doing flowers, the florists way,
Funeral work and bouquets galore
brilliant colours we all adore !
Got a nightmare going on
Website designer got it all wrong
no website, stressing me out
will soon have to scream and shout !
hope you all enjoy this thread
and place a rhyme before you go to bed
florists around the world unite
poems and riddles we all can write !
Here i am, rhyming on
where have all the poets gone?
thought you all would like a go
makes you happy when you're feeling low!
Tell us about your day
in a kinda poets way
if your days been good or bad?
if a customer has made you mad !
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:
where have all the poets gone?
thought you all would like a go
makes you happy when you're feeling low!
Tell us about your day
in a kinda poets way
if your days been good or bad?
if a customer has made you mad !
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:
Palms
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glass of wine
I tell ya goodie what a day ive had
boy oh boy have i felt bad
no motivation to design
but now im fine with my glass of wine
but tomorrow is another day
and i hope things will go my way
bouquet, buttonholes and venues too
we have all that to do
but do i will and i will be fine
when i am on fc tomorrow with my glass of wine
I tell ya goodie what a day ive had
boy oh boy have i felt bad
no motivation to design
but now im fine with my glass of wine
but tomorrow is another day
and i hope things will go my way
bouquet, buttonholes and venues too
we have all that to do
but do i will and i will be fine
when i am on fc tomorrow with my glass of wine
Flowers are sweet
They can't be beat
Send some to your honey
The florist needs your money
I nominate Goodie to the office of Flower Chat Resident Poet!
Sandra
They can't be beat
Send some to your honey
The florist needs your money
I nominate Goodie to the office of Flower Chat Resident Poet!
Sandra
Here i am , reading your rhyme
in my day , finding time !
Saturdays here, hip hip hooray
tomorrows my favourite lazy Sunday !
Navy brat is planning ahead
a date she wants to seek
lets hope she keeps it cool this time
so sugar levels dont peak !
Today i have a throbbing head
a Hen night, for me last night
a piece of toast, and a cup on tea
i think should put me right !
Wedding, next week, what will i wear?
i do hate shopping for clothes
put im sure ill look ok, scrubbed up,
and some powder on my nose !
in my day , finding time !
Saturdays here, hip hip hooray
tomorrows my favourite lazy Sunday !
Navy brat is planning ahead
a date she wants to seek
lets hope she keeps it cool this time
so sugar levels dont peak !
Today i have a throbbing head
a Hen night, for me last night
a piece of toast, and a cup on tea
i think should put me right !
Wedding, next week, what will i wear?
i do hate shopping for clothes
put im sure ill look ok, scrubbed up,
and some powder on my nose !
There are times when we feel sad,
every day just seems so bad
hard we try to raise a smile
but doesnt feel that its all worth while?
Poor Lori is down, sad and blue
about her cat, she loved so true
our pets we cherish, like our children to
one of the family, part of the crew!
On here you have friends to chat
to relieve the sadness of losing your cat
decisions are hard, and seem so tough
but friends will help when a day is rough?
So on here we laugh and let off steam
have a moan, sometimes a scream
so tell us all when it gets too much
although some times we talk ' double dutch'
so come and jot a poem down
to left off steam and relieve your frown
we are all thinking of you
friends on Flowerchat old and new !:ghug::wave:
every day just seems so bad
hard we try to raise a smile
but doesnt feel that its all worth while?
Poor Lori is down, sad and blue
about her cat, she loved so true
our pets we cherish, like our children to
one of the family, part of the crew!
On here you have friends to chat
to relieve the sadness of losing your cat
decisions are hard, and seem so tough
but friends will help when a day is rough?
So on here we laugh and let off steam
have a moan, sometimes a scream
so tell us all when it gets too much
although some times we talk ' double dutch'
so come and jot a poem down
to left off steam and relieve your frown
we are all thinking of you
friends on Flowerchat old and new !:ghug::wave:
Today was great and really busy
loads of customers , made me dizzy
hope we have a busy week
lots of takings, i must seek ?
credit crunch kicking in
and purses are feeling thin
so we must help and cater for
the customer get alittle more?
I made up 5x £15 bouquets
to help with the credit craze
In an hour they were gone
on a roll, can do No wrong !!
loads of customers , made me dizzy
hope we have a busy week
lots of takings, i must seek ?
credit crunch kicking in
and purses are feeling thin
so we must help and cater for
the customer get alittle more?
I made up 5x £15 bouquets
to help with the credit craze
In an hour they were gone
on a roll, can do No wrong !!
The week ahead looks busy and bright
I'm just thankful last week is out of sight
A wedding of a friend should've been a happy occassion
but we just saw it as a redneck" invasion
The rehearsal commenced, the MOB came down the aisle
(I could've left , but I had to stay for awhile)!!
She was dressed all in black from her head to her toe
wailing and crying and saying no no no!
I sat there astonished, my eyes so wide
Psycho was the Mother of the Bride
Everybody there was surprised at what they saw
and pitied the groom for his future mother-in law
The movements on the altar were a bit robotic
But nothing compared to the bride's mom, a bit psychotic!
The day arrived, the day of dread
is this the girl he's gonna wed?
As the bride walked in to the harpist's tune,
Our eyes where drawn to her shoes of Maroon.
She recited her vows, ressembling a Mutt
But instead of, I Do, she said, "Say What"?
We sat and waited for the bride to be kissed,
Distracted by the fugly tattoo on her wrist
Off to the reception, thank god it was near
Cuz by now I really needed a beer.
So I went to the bar for my beer, and a coke
but the GD bartender had gone out for a smoke.
The whole day went off without a hitch,
The wedding of our friend to the bride who is a ....
Jennifer
I'm just thankful last week is out of sight
A wedding of a friend should've been a happy occassion
but we just saw it as a redneck" invasion
The rehearsal commenced, the MOB came down the aisle
(I could've left , but I had to stay for awhile)!!
She was dressed all in black from her head to her toe
wailing and crying and saying no no no!
I sat there astonished, my eyes so wide
Psycho was the Mother of the Bride
Everybody there was surprised at what they saw
and pitied the groom for his future mother-in law
The movements on the altar were a bit robotic
But nothing compared to the bride's mom, a bit psychotic!
The day arrived, the day of dread
is this the girl he's gonna wed?
As the bride walked in to the harpist's tune,
Our eyes where drawn to her shoes of Maroon.
She recited her vows, ressembling a Mutt
But instead of, I Do, she said, "Say What"?
We sat and waited for the bride to be kissed,
Distracted by the fugly tattoo on her wrist
Off to the reception, thank god it was near
Cuz by now I really needed a beer.
So I went to the bar for my beer, and a coke
but the GD bartender had gone out for a smoke.
The whole day went off without a hitch,
The wedding of our friend to the bride who is a ....
Jennifer
Got a cold, feel thrashed
head is banging, like ive been bashed
nose is running , cannot stop
will get to bed before i drop.
Worst of all, lots to do
wedding friday and feel like poo
Have a beer and numb the pain
have two or three and energy i'll gain
Take my pills and rest my head
rub my chest, enough said !!
I'll be ok, will have fun
beers i'll have , more than one ?lol
head is banging, like ive been bashed
nose is running , cannot stop
will get to bed before i drop.
Worst of all, lots to do
wedding friday and feel like poo
Have a beer and numb the pain
have two or three and energy i'll gain
Take my pills and rest my head
rub my chest, enough said !!
I'll be ok, will have fun
beers i'll have , more than one ?lol
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