Oh Lori...
The drunkest I ever got was on black cherry cisco!
I'll explain more tomorrow. I need to go to bed now.
Yes, my stupid ass had the hots for this guy who looked just like Tommy Lee, ya know the drummer from Motley Crew. I really REALLY loved those long haired wanna be rock star types.
Anyways this guy was incredibly hot. He was the kind of hot that was so hot I had a hard time even looking at him at first. I'd look at him and my face would get hot and I'd turn bright red and just make an ass out of myself.
Lucky for me he didn't mind. And he had the most beautiful hair.....
He was 28 and I was 19 or 20..
Anyhoo,
So me being the infatuated idiot I was with this guy, He could call me 5 minutes before he wanted to come over (I moved out of my parents house when I was 19)
and I'd drop everything. So he shows up at my door one day with his 2 totally not hot friends.
Don't get excited, it's not what you think... They just wanted to chill out and since I was so cool, they wanted to chill out with me..yeah anyways.
So we decide to go to the store and get some alcohol, I heard about CISCO from some people and I thought I'd give it a whirl.....
So Michael bought me 3 of them.
Now for those of you who don't know, Cisco had a big warning on the label that read "This bottle contains enough alcohol for 4 people" Or something like that.
The bottles were smaller than wine cooler bottles and the stuff was thick....
Why dear god why???
So by this time My friends came over and we were having a full on party.
My friend Monica dares me to "chug" the ciscos.. And remember I am SOO cool, so of course, I do it. But not just 1 but 2 1/2 of them in a row.
Oh yes, it was pretty! I was so so so stupidly drunk. About an hour Michael decides he needs Taco Bell.... Off we go in his friends "gypsy wagon" straight out of the 70's, complete with the wizard guy and the little tiny window on the side.
Anyway, Back then I was a make up girl, more so than now. I wouldn't go outside to check the mail with out taking a shower and full make up and hair, ya never know who may see you!!
So to make a long story a little shorter, I decided half way to Taco bell that I needed to vomit. So they pullover really quickly, I lean out of this stupid van, and it doesn't make it all the way out. We proceed to Taco bell....
We finally make it back to my apartment, everyone was gone, and I go in the bathroom cause I need to vomit again. When I'm finished, I look at myself in the mirror, One whole side of my face my make up is missing, well actually 3/4 of my face, vomit down my neck, in my hair, it was horrible. I had never been so embarrassed in my life!
So I cover my face with my hands so out into the living room where Michael and his bros are and tell them "peace out" and I went to bed.
he totally called me the next day.
about a year later To Michaels dismay, I turned down a date with him to go out with my now husband.
In fact, I met my husband at my house coming home from a date with Michael. another very long story!
Yes, Michael was hot, but hot will get you only so far. My hubby is funny and I totally fell in love with him the first time I saw him....He was only 18 and still in high school, I was 20, and I graduated when I was 17.
Michael tells me "your dissing me for a high school dude??" yep...And I never looked back!
