Vasectomy? Check.

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Dazeal

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Ok, so no one nerd out on me and say 'TMI', I'm not posting any pics, so chill. If I did, it would be a pic of JB.

Speaking of chilling... you know those ice packs shippers put in the boxes when the ship flowers overnight? These things work great! ... I feel the vicodin kicking in Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

So to the men, it didn't hurt at all really. Birth control interferes with my wife's body too much, health wise, so I stepped up to the plate and martyred the family jewels.

During the 20-30 min operation I was fully awake asking the nurse and the doctor how they felt about sending flowers across the country and really never knowing what they get. We had a great laugh. The bride said she bought her wedding flowers online and they were awful. I educated them about buying direct from the florist, remember, this whole time my junk was hanging out. I tell you this story because there is never an awkward time to spread the love of real florists and buying direct. I was taking one for the team!

There was this one time I did feel a little pain, he asked where, I said, well, if I had a right ovary, that's where is hurts, he laugh and looked at me, and I winked blew him a kiss. Ok.. the kiss and wink was made up, but that would be funny.

/Deep breath - I love my wife I love my wife I love my wife is what I was saying in my head the entire time, when we weren't talking about flowers or chocolate.

I feel the vicodin kicking in Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Gunna hobble off and watch another episode of Golden Girls, I love that show. Those girls are so quirky.

family jewels ----> :hammer: <------ the pain

the color ----->:smurf

looks like ---> (insert an emoticon of Bloomz here)
 
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20-30 min procedure, eh?

What did they do with the other 19-29 minutes?
 

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So how ya hangin dazey???

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2352/saturday-night-live-my-testicles

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Daz -

Your tale is a saga for the ages. Laughing so hard I'm tearing up.

Even under the knife, you're pitching local flowers? Twisted, committed and undoubtedly never to be forgotten by the surgical team - and all their friends for years to come.

I'll nominate you for SAF Marketer of the year on that episode alone. ;) :>
 
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Your "rod" AND thy "staff" is killing me softly, as I giggle profusely into a "scrotum" of laughter!!
<another ROAR> from the valley!!:)lol
 
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Oh, B!! I've been at the driving range drinking all night and I get home to see you've caused both Ryan and Bloomz to post pics of uhm...manly parts.

I hope the jewels heal up quick and it's about time! I was scared we were going to accidentally create some little super-nerd floral children ;)

*muah*
 
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lol how funny

I was with my hubby when he got done, hilarious to any women who want to see a room full of men @@@@ting themselves, go its fun.

Hey but Daze, it seperates the men from the boys:thumbsup

oh and no nothing like childbirth... more like a shaving cut
 
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Pretty soon it'll be "All Juice and No Seed", huh? Congrats on stepping up to the plate :)

A good laugh - my ex husband was such a wuss about his he was out of work for a week...... :rofl:
 
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God I hope this is not an omen. We are debating the same thing. Birth Control messes with my wife too. We just had a pregnancy scare. I loathe the idea, but considering.

When Marcy graduated Biology major, her first job was dicing rat nuts. I never in my wildest think I would marry one who would dice mine. It does give me some weight in our debates.
 
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I was done in September of 83 , took 2 days off to recover and look after the kids while the ex was at work. Anyway on the 2nd day I picked her up after work , on the way home the fanbelt broke, so I walked about a mile to the nearest gas station and was half way back when some guy turned around and drove me back to the car . I busted out almost all the stitches and ended up off for over a week. The long and the short off it was that on labour day weekend 1984 my ex gave birth to daughter # 3, and being I'm in Canada I could not sue the doctor. Although busting out the stitches was probably why. The initial part I didn't find painful , after ward was a different story. The only thing worse was my carpal tunnel surgery , that hurt like hell.
 
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on that note.......

The POLITE Way to Pee...

During one of her high school classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked he r students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee...'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite...
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom... I'll be right back...'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..."

And you, Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine.. whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner...'

The teacher fainted...

 
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I'm not believin' this whole thread!!!!

I agree with CHR that you should win the marketing award of the century.

Carol Bice
 
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Anna went through four child births with no epidural, there is no way I would deprive her of that joy had there been a second surprise-later-in-life bundle of joy. :rolleyes:

joe.
 
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This thread is exactly why I love and am addicted to flowerchat. We are all human and share the drive to succeed. Along the path you have to take these life experiences in stride and there is no place better to do that than amongst people who share your dream and drive.

Hope you bounce back quick and are able to shoot blanks with the best of them!

Nicole
 
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On a side not gentleman, Nair is awesome! lol

It killed me to not go to the shop yesterday, I think I'll sneak off after church and play at the shop.
 
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