Vasectomy? Check.

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Ok so my wife said I couldn't share this next story, but I told her, theses people already know I am warped... so I am going to do it.

So remember the nurse that came in half way and we started talking flowers? Well it was a female nurse, the Dr, being male. As I talked to her she was trying SO hard to not make eye contact with me, I had a big smile on my face while I lay on my back and the un-mentionables poked through a hole in the cloth as the Dr clipped and tugged away.

I kept talking to her to see if she was going to sneak a peak. Kept talking...trying to get her to make eye contact and she did! It was abotu the time she had explain to me that the leis she had ordered online for her husband to be were the size of short necklaces.

I knew that if I made eye contact with her she would feel more comfortable to sneak a peek. But she stood there making eye contact like a professional, knowing in her head she was saying..'don't look don't look don't look'.

She looked.

It was quick, but SHE SNUK a peek! OMG!

Humiliated? Embarrassed? Horrified? No. I mustard everything I had from the depths of my inner being not to laugh and tell her, " I saw that'. lol

Just as I was telling myself not to laugh and keep my mouth shut, OMG the pain! My right ovary!!

I love life. I really do.
 
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Brandon, that last poke made me laugh.... a lot.

btw, I got home as about an hour ago. I started work at 6;30 am today, dleivering cemetery stuff and delivering a CS and other work. While on delivery the funeral directors called me and I now have 3 CS & family pieces to do.

I just walked in but going back out to be with kid #4, ..... she is our oops kid. Anna was 41 (or 42, i forget) and me 40 when we had her.

We were playing catch and bouncing the ball over the dog and trying not to hit her..... absolutely a fabulous moment in my life. It is just her and me here at the house (and the dog) and we are having a fun time.

got to go out and goof with the kid and dog.......

Daz, hope all is nice and pink down at the south pole.

joe

i can't believe I am actually having a vasectomy conversation online.... ;)
 
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When my hubby "got clipped" his nurse was one of my customers.

A month or so after the procedure he stopped by the store and she was there. He looked at her and knew he should know her but couldn't figure out why he should recognize her....

I told him after she left. I had a good laugh about the whole thing... He didn't think it was funny. :)
 
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