Classy new arrangement from FTD Todd Oldham

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FTDï½® presents the Todd Oldham Summer Collection. An arrangement of fin-flipping fun and whimsical summer style, this fish is full of sweet fragrance and vibrant color! Arriving arranged in a white reusable ceramic food-safe fish-shaped dish are an abundance of bright orange carnations accented with a lovely yellow button pom to create an "eye".
A piece of floral artwork your recipient is sure to fall in love with!
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Can't wait to feature some of those puppiez.
 
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Gone fishing....YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How freaking ugly (desperate)!!

Give a bad name to "Gone Fishing"....Steve?
 
$57.99, got to be kidding. Looks like something for a kids party. It'll sell though, because it Todd Oldman, just like Martha Stewart.
 
Ugh,

That's worse than the "coming out bouquet" of last year. Gross. How kitsch can you get?! I'm all for the cute-sy novelty designs but this, my friends, aint it!


I seriously bursted out in laughter when I read "floral art". Puh-lease. Quick!! Someone send FTD this image:

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from our very own izabetho!

THAT'S FLORAL ART!
 
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OMG.......how disgusting! Do they really think that will sell? Oh wait, it's FTD they probably do.

Gag.
 
I was never much impressed with his other sh...stuff now I'm really unimpressed.
 
They are not serious........I hope.

That is one of the most HIDEOUS arrangements I have ever seen come out of FTD......and in my 25 plus years of being in this industry, I've seen quite a few......but this one takes the proverbial cake.
 
Oh.... good grief. Is this guy on crack?

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So would that be Orange Roughy fish :>.

Re: the pie plate - if you leave out the eyeball, and leave open space in the center, it can double as a "Ribbon" - like pink breast cancer ribbon, red AIDS ribbon, yellow peace ribbon ...... dual duty container. Nice.
 
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Re: the pie plate - if you leave out the eyeball, and leave open space in the center, it can double as a "Ribbon" - like pink breast cancer ribbon, red AIDS ribbon, yellow peace ribbon ...... dual duty container. Nice.
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I thought the same thing when I saw the plate! Great minds ;)
 
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That is butt-freaking-ugly...we call that "fuglies" down here in the South..!
What really gets me is that across this country we have incredibly, amazingly talented designers who can produce truly inspiring pieces...with all due respect to Todd Oldham...I wonder if he really ever had a budget, had experience in a truly "real" shop because there is nothing of his that would have ever passed muster in my shop. .and they can call it art but I call it crap.
Rhonda's granddaughter has more talent that he has...but why would the ws's not utilize their very own designers to create "art"...this is the time I wish I drank!
Sher
 
Here Fishy Fishy Fishy!!!

Let me drop everything and order a truck load of orange carnations right now! Right after I finish my :alcoholic!!!
 
I think that one qualifies for a throw back.


More Info = Todd Oldham began his career creating designer t-shirts BTW. - A former boyfriend of mine loved his shirts - would spend upwards of 70 dollars for a t-shirt. Now, He's branched out into other design media and put his name to quite a number of things including flowers. If any of you watched the Bravo TV show - TOP DESIGN - He was the host for the show that featured a competition of Interior Decoraters and Designers.
 
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