Poorest spelling and grammar award

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Glenn I had a friend who insisted that guarantee was spelled "guaruntee". He was so certain that I had to go to the dictionary just to make sure I wasn't mistaken. I wasn't but it still took a lot of convincing to get him to no, know otherwise. I'm sure he thought it was a Canadian dictionary. ;) I do have a Canadian Thesaurus by the way, whey, weigh...

So I really truly definitely know how to spell deaffanatly, defenately, or pick any incarnation you like... I do believe I've seen most of them! :) Bear, bare in mind I did study to be a teacher for, four, fore heaven sake... so there, their, they're is the issue.

Your, you're yore friend or fiend (as you wish)

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Another is the word "weird". Most people spell it "wierd"
 
Generally the rule of "i before e except after c" will solve that weird issue... however, as you can see, sea, there are many execeptions to every dam n rule!

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Victoria said:
Generally the rule of "i before e except after c" will solve that weird issue... however, as you can see, sea, there are many execeptions to every dam n rule!

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But will it solve the "science" issue? lol.
 
LJVF said:
But will it solve the "science" issue? lol.
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Or Rottweiller... so many conundrums... so little time. ;)

I like how you ewe think by buy the way.

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OK - I read somewhere the shortest sentence in the Engrish language is

Shh.

Nope google sez it is

Go.

And the longest sentence in the world is

I do.
 
bloomz said:
OK - I read somewhere the shortest sentence in the Engrish language is

Shh.

Nope google sez it is

Go.

And the longest sentence in the world is

I do.
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And I like the way you think too Jon. :)

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